I have undertaken an experiment. I haven't had sex since...the end of 2007. I've had the opportunity to be a slut with both man and women...but I passed these occasions.

I did not became smarter like that dude of Seinfeld...instead I learned I enjoyed watching Project Runway...



I still masturbate...

Um....wrong forum?

meow85 said:

yup see what haveing no sex does for u .. i go celibate once a month and i loose all controll

MPLSBRAT said:

I'm confused. How long are you celibate for each month?

The longest I've gone in my adult life is six weeks, and that was horrible and I never want to do it again. I don't care what kind of enlightenment it might bring. I am an animal. I accept it.

MikeMatronik said:

what about sex with a beast?

could you have sex with a ham?

horatio said:

what if it was a spider-ham?

Anxiety said:

that's wrong on so many levels

XxAxX said:

it's brilliant! is it pig? is it spider? nobody knows what it is! have sex with it!

Anxiety said:

do you even have any idea how quotable you are?

Anxiety said:

After 7 weeks I woulda done that spider-ham RIGHT, baby.

If I can help it, I'll never go back to it

Fuck dat shit!

mdiver said:

shut up, you slut!

*looking up* That ham is kinda sexy if you tilt your head and hum "Question of U"....

Hmm.

Ahhh celibacy. It's nuts for me. I've been um...*ahem* spoiled. I stopped getting the love medicine around July. It's what...November? This is unusual after two years of serious snu snu. It's really not that bad if I don't think about it. Since my mind is unable to stick to one thing for too long, I actually sometimes forget. If I were 19, I'd probably be beating myself over the head with a sack of walnuts.

Gawd...don't remind me of them offers from sluts. *hitting head on desk* Good Lord. Mine is a mix of voluntary and forced. D= V-Day is gon' suck.

I once went 19 years without sex.

It was the first 19 years of my life, but still...that's a long time.

it was difficult being celibate in the beginning but it isn't now, I don't even give a second thought now. family and friends are stunned when I tell them how long I've been celibate. I'm pretty sure the family is voting to revoke my membership from giving the family a bad name and all. my folks are

MikeMatronik said:

That's not celibacy then.

Celibacy is easy. I did it for over 5 years. I feel like I did get slightly more scatter brained as time went on though. But I chalked that up to motherhood
rather than a lack of sex.

No thanks.

In know someone who is in her thirties and has never had sex with anyone. She's my hero I think she has a bunch of toys though...

alwayslate said:

I have no kids & I was definitely scatter brained... & angry... & just not right. It was lack of sex

Nothing wrong with not having sex for a while, but after too long I feel like my "special purpose" is being neglected.

my celibacy hasn't made me scatter brained but it has changed myself and my views.

rushing07 said:

It's not?

oh.

Then I've never been celibate.

I've been celibate for about 9 years now..




Lawd I need a shag..

CarrieMpls said:

Someone told me masturbating was not sex

LiquidGold said:

Someone told me giving head was not sex.