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Double Feature of CRAP! I've been catching up on movies I missed lately and saw two of the worst films ever made this past week.
I may be late to the party, but these were so bad, I just had to warn others before they fouled their eyes. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls I Am Legend Holy shit! Indy was bad and it had Lucas' infantile fart joke mentality and reliance on CGI written all over it. However, I am Legend...what the fuck? It was 2 hours of waiting for something to happen...then it was over! NOTHING HAPPENED! When I ejected the discs, a little poo seeped out of the drive as well. Please. If you have not seen these "films", save yourselves. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorI just bought the collector's edition Pink Flamingos. Came with a little vacuum-sealed bag of shit. Nice.
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls Bad idea that showed on screen  | |
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god help me i have seen all three of the movies mentioned here  | |
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mcmeekle said: I just bought the collector's edition Pink Flamingos. Came with a little vacuum-sealed bag of shit. Nice.
You'd be better off eating that than watching these films. You'll suffer less. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: mcmeekle said: I just bought the collector's edition Pink Flamingos. Came with a little vacuum-sealed bag of shit. Nice.
You'd be better off eating that than watching these films. You'll suffer less.   Life Sexy | |
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mcmeekle said: I just bought the collector's edition Pink Flamingos. Came with a little vacuum-sealed bag of shit. Nice.
being the john waters fammy fam i yam, i of course tried looking this up on amazon.com before realizing it was a joke.  | |
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Anxiety said: mcmeekle said: I just bought the collector's edition Pink Flamingos. Came with a little vacuum-sealed bag of shit. Nice.
being the john waters fammy fam i yam, i of course tried looking this up on amazon.com before realizing it was a joke. | |
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Anxiety said: mcmeekle said: I just bought the collector's edition Pink Flamingos. Came with a little vacuum-sealed bag of shit. Nice.
being the john waters fammy fam i yam, i of course tried looking this up on amazon.com before realizing it was a joke. i was going to look for it too. | |
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Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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horatio said: i was going to look for it too. | |
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Mars23 said: that was the best of that entire season i would have loved to see their faces when they watched it.  | |
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horatio said: i was going to look for it too.  | |
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horatio said: Mars23 said: that was the best of that entire season i would have loved to see their faces when they watched it. The "Howard the Duck" pinball was a stroke of genius. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: horatio said: that was the best of that entire season i would have loved to see their faces when they watched it. The "Howard the Duck" pinball was a stroke of genius. All those little references were hilarious!!!! The other dude playing the Willow game  and the Nazi & two Mongol thugs see what's up and have to leave !!
That was South Park glory right there!!! Sadly, your warning came 7 days too late for me and that Legend boolshite! What.a.load.of.CRAP!!!!  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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