So Im in Florida and Im approached by a woman outside the Walmart.

She offers me $150 to sit through a 90 minute presentation about timeshare.

Over the course of the week I am approached at least 12 times and ended up earning over $1000 plus got free tickets for Universal Studio's, Busch Gardens and Seaworld. On top of that I was given complimentary buffet breakfast's and lunches every day plus 3 free dinner & show tickets.

All that for sitting through about 4 90 minute lectures a day on the beauty of buying overpriced timeshare


After the 2nd hard-sell presentation with Marriott hotels I had got my 'no I don't wanna buy Ur timeshare and Ur 90 mins are up' technique down 2 an art form.

I love America

nice!!!

JerseyKRS said:

Thanx

I've still got 2 tickets for Pirate's Adventure dinner & show. Gonna Ebay them

please share the technique, id like to know.

horatio said:

No probs.

If U visit Orlando there are about 20 odd hotel chains that are involved in timeshare in one way or another. They all want you to buy some of that good ole' timeshare.

U can either wait to be approached by a timeshare rep in a mall or on the street or u can just sign up 4 a session in any of the ticket agents in places such as International Drive. Generally the reps offer better deals and more cash.

So u turn up for ur presentation and they try 2 make u feel like ur their buddy.
They show u a room or 2 and tell u some bullshit about why its better 2 buy $40,000 of timeshare than book your holidays the normal way.

Just do like the penguins in 'Madagascar' the movie, "just smile and wave"
After U,ve said 'no I don't want 2 give u $25,000 for the pleasure of having a room one week a year in one of ur bullshit resorts' for the 52nd time u are free 2 go and collect ur cash.

I went to one once. thye want you to believe that if you spend thousands of dollars upfront, you can go on these fabulous vacations. The catch is it's not to any where in the world or any resort. you have to stay at one of their sponsored locations. No thanks.
The one I went to was a real hard sell. I just wnated the prizes that came along with it, which were a free hotel stay in the U.S. and and $500.00 internet shopping spree.
I don't think I would go to one again unless there was cash involved.

sexyAuntyFuka said:

Work it baby!!!!