Hollywood has run out of new ideas.....





12 upcoming remakes of Hollywood sci-fi classics
07:43 AM PT, Nov 25 2008
Hollywood, Back to the Future: Top filmmakers have already dipped into the sci-fi vault for 21st century remakes of “The War of the Worlds,” “The Planet of the Apes” and the upcoming “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” so what’s next on the revival list? Plenty. Here’s a list of a dozen remakes and revival projects now at various stages in the studio pipeline.

"When Worlds Collide" Steven Spielberg is one of the producers and Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “Van Helsing”), infamous for his “give me more” attitude toward CGI effects, is directing. Like the original 1951 film produced by George Pal, this “Worlds,” due in theaters next year, is about the mad scramble to build a spaceship to save humanity before Earth is destroyed by a rogue planet entering its orbit. The problem comes when there aren’t enough seats for everybody on Earth.


"The Terminator" It’s not a remake, but filmmaker McG’s plan to revive the killer robot franchise with a new sequel next summer starring Christian Bale as John Connor has been circled by fans after a strong showing this past summer at Comic-Con International. “Terminator Salvation” is set in the future and shows the grim war between humans and Skynet with its murderous metallic armies. The plan is for a full trilogy — which means a certain California politician may well live up to that long-ago promise: “I’ll be back.”

"Robocop" If the Terminator can get tuned up for a revival, why not that other 1980s mechanical hero? After several fits and starts, MGM announced in March that a reboot of “Robocop” would be in theaters in 2010. Darren Aronofsky (“The Wrestler,” “Requiem for a Dream”) is directing the remake of Paul Verhoeven’s bloody movie about a Detroit cop who is gunned down but then put back on patrol as a cyborg with troubled soul.

"Ghostbusters" There’s talk of making a third installment in the hugely successful sci-fi comedy franchise and bringing back the original crew -- Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson -- as well as some new-blood, second-generation busters. Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, writers for “The Office,” are at work on the script for Columbia Pictures and Murray, in the past the most reluctant to return to the franchise, has said publicly that he’s open to the idea. There was talk of Seth Rogen being a likely cast addition but don’t bother calling him: “It sounds,” he said in October, “like the worst idea ever."

"The Creature from the Black Lagoon" Breck Eisner, the director of “Sahara” and son of former Disney chief Michael Eisner, is directing while screenwriter Gary Ross is on board to retell the story of an Amazon River expedition that crosses paths with a prehistoric amphibian humanoid. The presence of Ross gives the 2009 release a link to the original 1954 film — that Universal classic was written by his father, Arthur A. Ross. Bill Paxton's name has come up as one of the rumored cast members.

"Flash Gordon" After the “Black Lagoon” remake, director Eisner is planning to revive Flash Gordon for Columbia, bringing back the brand that hit the silver screen in 1980 with the campy Dino DeLaurentiis production that so memorably featured the music of Queen, not to mention Topol with wings and Timothy Dalton in tights. Alex Raymond’s classic space hero, originally created as a comic strip rival to Buck Rogers, celebrates his 75th anniversary in pop culture next month but it's not clear that his retro appeal still holds. Earlier this year, Sci Fi canceled its “Flash Gordon” series, which had ratings that proved that Ming isn’t the one who is merciless.


"Westworld" The late Michael Crichton wrote and directed the 1973 sci-fi thriller about a theme park where rich visitors can live out fantasies like engaging in Old West gunfights, thanks to the park’s androids, such as the menacing robot cowboy memorably portrayed by Yul Brynner. Just like in his “Jurassic Park,” though, you know things are going to go badly for the smug and boozy tourists. Crichton had worked recently on a script for a remake (and, at one point, Quentin Tarantino was approached to direct) but the author’s death in November may mark the end of the reboot effort.

"Logan's Run" This is a remake that can’t seem to find sanctuary even after a decade of attempts. A few years ago, Bryan Singer (“The X-Men,” “The Usual Suspects”) was all set to re-imagine the 1976 movie about a society where everyone submits to state-ordered execution parlors on their 21st birthday or gets hunted down by agents called Sandmen. Singer dropped out to make “Superman Returns,” though, and now producer Joel Silver (“The Matrix” films) appears intent to regenerate with a newcomer as director, namely Joseph Kosinski, who has made his name in television commercials.

"Forbidden Planet" Producer Silver is also behind a planned revival of this 1956 classic that gave a sci-fi twist to Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” and starred Walter Pidgeon, Anne Francis and Leslie Nielsen long before his career tilted toward comedy. It also introduced the world to Robbie the Robot, a machine man who would show in film and television shows for decades. At one point James Cameron (“Titanic,” “Aliens”) had flirted with a “Forbidden” remake but right now it’s not clear who will be directing. In October, it was announced that screenwriter J. Michael Straczynski (“The Changeling”) is on board.

"Frankenstein" Mary Shelley’s classic horror tale of science gone awry has given Hollywood shambling visions of cemetery horror for decades, among them Boris Karloff’s iconic 1930s performances and Robert DeNiro’s very different take in the 1994 Kenneth Branagh remake. Next up? Guillermo Del Toro says that after he finishes the two-film version of “The Hobbit” he will turn his attention to the gothic morality tale and that actor Doug Jones (Abe Sapien in “Hellboy”) might play the patchwork man. This one is still a long way off; “The Hobbit” films are due in theaters in 2010 and 2011. Del Toro has also talked about making a “Slaughterhouse Five” remake.

"Fahrenheit 451" It’s been 55 years since the publication of Ray Bradbury’s dystopian novel about Guy Montag, a “fireman,” a term for state-employed book burners of the future. Francois Truffaut brought the story to the silver screen in 1966 and there have been numerous efforts over the past decade to cook up a remake, with Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt among the stars who have flirted with the Montag role at different points. Writer-director Frank Darabont (“The Green Mile,” “The Shawshank Redemption”) is on the job now with a planned 2010 release even though his announced star, Tom Hanks, dropped out of the project in March.

"The Illustrated Man" Another Bradbury work that is planned for a 2010 release (the year the author will celebrate his 90th birthday) is this project from the “Watchmen” duo of director Zack Snyder (who also directed “300”) and screenwriter Alex Tse. “The Illustrated Man” was a 1951 book of 18 short stories (including one, “Rocket Man,” that inspired the Elton John hit) that were linked by a bizarre framing device — a bum who is covered into tattoos from the future that move and represent the characters in the tales. It was made into a 1969 film starring Rod Steiger but it’s not clear what direction Snyder is taking the property.

-- Geoff Boucher

Well, I've talked with a couple of friends about going to see The Day The Earth Stood Still when it opens next month.

And I am really looking forward to the next Terminator movie.

As for the rest, I'll just wait and see if they make it to the big screen, but I can't imagine that I'd want to see yet another Frankenstein, Fahrenheit 451 and The Illustrated Man. Those three aren't science fiction enough for me.

No Ice Pirates remake?

if they remake "the black hole", there's gonna be hell to pay.

I always thought this was the best of the old-time horror movies to remake.

Anxiety said:

It's been talked about.

If TR2N is a success, bet on it. Yes that's really the name of the TRON sequel.

I also read that the people that brought you the "House of Sand & Fog" are redoing "Poltergeist," one of my all time favorite movies. I just can't see anyone pulling off what Jobeth Williams did in that movie. The scene where Carol Ann goes "through her soul," chokes me up each time. God I hope they don't fuck it up.

Clash of the Titans (2010)
A remake directed by Louis Leterrier and written by Lawrence Kasdan is due for release in 2010. Ray Harryhausen is involved,[2] and Sam Worthington is in talks to star.[3] The project began development in 2002 under producer Adam Schroeder and writers John Glenn and Travis Wright, who wanted to drop the element of the gods playing chess.[4] Producer Basil Iwanyk revived the project in 2006 with a rewrite by Travis Beacham, a fan of the original.[5] Kasdan and director Stephen Norrington signed on in 2007.[6] But Norrington was unsure about his direction for the project, because he did not grow up with the original. Leterrier, who did, contacted Norrington through their shared agent about replacing him by June 2008.[2][7] Leterrier noted Clash of the Titans inspired the setting for the climax of his previous film The Incredible Hulk – a burnt down courtroom with temple-like columns – and has compared modern superheroes to Greek mythology.[8][9] He denied reports that the film will resemble 300.[2]

I found this:

Sept. 2 (UPI) -- Ukrainian filmmaker Vadim Perelman reportedly is in talks to develop a remake of the 1982 horror classic "Poltergeist."

Perelman's film credits include "House of Sand and Fog" and "The Life Before Her Eyes."

The Hollywood Reporter said a possible pact would unite the director with Juliet Snowden and Stiles White, the writers hired last week to rewrite the iconic haunted house flick.

The original movie was directed by Tobe Hooper from a screenplay co-written by Hollywood giant Steven Spielberg.

Starring Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams and late actresses Dominique Dunne and Heather O'Rourke, the first chiller was followed by two sequels.

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Graycap23 said:

why??

TheMightyCelestial said:

didn't you just LOVE the space herpe!!!

"Forbidden Planet" Producer Silver is also behind a planned revival of this 1956 classic that gave a sci-fi twist to Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” and starred Walter Pidgeon, Anne Francis and Leslie Nielsen long before his career tilted toward comedy. It also introduced the world to Robbie the Robot, a machine man who would show in film and television shows for decades. At one point James Cameron (“Titanic,” “Aliens”) had flirted with a “Forbidden” remake but right now it’s not clear who will be directing. In October, it was announced that screenwriter J. Michael Straczynski (“The Changeling”) is on board."

Either or depending on how they do it.

This is one of my all time favorite movies. I hope they do it justice.

TheMightyCelestial said:

....oh shit!!!

I saw this movie in a theater when it first came out and thought it was the most hilarious movie ever!!!! Of course me and my friends were on 'shrooms at the time.

Then a few years later I rented it remembering how funny the movie was....it sucked total ass. I guess that explains while me and my friends were the only ones in the theater when we saw it

Good Lord... can't they come up with original ideas anymore?

I hate remakes, make new stuff. Oh yeah I'm remaking the Matrix.

Mars23 said:

T2ON.

how do you pronounce that - "trizzon"?

So basically, Christian Bale gets to be everybody, right?

Mars23 said:

I hope TR2N really gets made...

why not exploit some other sci-fi/horror classics that have yet to be made into films? why not dig into some vonnegut or even some h.p. lovecraft? i want me some cthulu, dammit!

Is it me, or why is it that Hollywood feels the need to re-make movies? What's the point? You are wasting all this money to re-make something that was fine just the way it was. Out of most remakes, I most likely prefer the original version anyway ("The Poseidon Adventure" should had been left alone, the remake was awful ).

So what's next, a remake of "Rocky"??? If that happens, I will definitely have to call Hollywood and tell them that they should go straight to hell.

ehuffnsd said:

I loved this movie...Harry Hamlin was fine back in the day!!

Aannastesia2 said:

I loved it too! I also loved Jason & the Argonauts and hated the remake.

as big a fan as i am of sci-fi and superhero and genre fiction in general, i think i'm getting a little burned out on all of it in mainstream entertainment. where was all of this when i was 13?

the Hollywood think tanks have run dry

Is it disturbing that now remakes are announced with excitement? It used to be completely new movies that were original in story and technique in the 70's.

Remake Robocop? They can piss off with that. Also hear that some fools are planning a remake of Escape From New York