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PrintableJustErin said: Wowugotit said: Thats why fat people go to the gym, to lose weight, asshole. Oh. Well you learn something new every day!!  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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MuthaFunka said: meow85 said: You think using a machine after some sweaty fool's been using it is bad, try cleaning a room full of them after a day full of sweaty fools. Not to mention short n curlies in the sauna room seast.   Aw fuck! THANKS, MEOW! 
Happy to oblige. On the upside, I got paid 13$/hour tax free for that job, so...  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: MuthaFunka said: Aw fuck! THANKS, MEOW!
Happy to oblige. On the upside, I got paid 13$/hour tax free for that job, so...  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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bboy87 said: What annoys you about your gym? For me, it's:
when somebody uses the machine, leaves, yet leaves a puddle of sweat behind 
when you're exercising and someone interrupts you because they want to know if you want to work out with them when somebody hasn't bathed properly and is funking up the whole place old dudes walking around the locker room naked. what's the reason for standing on the weightscale buck ass naked, dude? what are yours? I hate that shit. They are obviously musty and then hop on a piece of equipment next to me. If you know you are musty bring extra deodorant to the gym!!!!!Musty ass, mah fuckers | |
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Wait, I got a new one tonight!
Dude jumps into the pool in my lane, ahead of me, and proceeds to blow his nose in the water. Mkay. Gets better! I get to the end of the lane, where he has decided to hang out, and he starts trying to chat me up! I'm all thinkin', "bro, I saw the snot action a minute ago, are ya fuckin' serious?" Oh, he was serious. He kept flirting with me the rest of the time I was there. "Leaving so soon?" Yes. Yes, I am. Ugh. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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tackam said: Wait, I got a new one tonight!
Dude jumps into the pool in my lane, ahead of me, and proceeds to blow his nose in the water. Mkay. Gets better! I get to the end of the lane, where he has decided to hang out, and he starts trying to chat me up! I'm all thinkin', "bro, I saw the snot action a minute ago, are ya fuckin' serious?" Oh, he was serious. He kept flirting with me the rest of the time I was there. "Leaving so soon?" Yes. Yes, I am. Ugh.   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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KatSkrizzle said: bboy87 said: What annoys you about your gym? For me, it's:
when somebody uses the machine, leaves, yet leaves a puddle of sweat behind
when you're exercising and someone interrupts you because they want to know if you want to work out with them when somebody hasn't bathed properly and is funking up the whole place old dudes walking around the locker room naked. what's the reason for standing on the weightscale buck ass naked, dude? what are yours? I hate that shit. They are obviously musty and then hop on a piece of equipment next to me. If you know you are musty bring extra deodorant to the gym!!!!!Musty ass, mah fuckers Extra deodorant would only make it worse, those mf's need to shower  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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JustErin said: Wowugotit said: Thats why fat people go to the gym, to lose weight, asshole. Oh. Well you learn something new every day!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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tackam said: Wait, I got a new one tonight!
Dude jumps into the pool in my lane, ahead of me, and proceeds to blow his nose in the water. Mkay. Gets better! I get to the end of the lane, where he has decided to hang out, and he starts trying to chat me up! I'm all thinkin', "bro, I saw the snot action a minute ago, are ya fuckin' serious?" Oh, he was serious. He kept flirting with me the rest of the time I was there. "Leaving so soon?" Yes. Yes, I am. Ugh. That's why I haven't swam in a public pool since I was in high school. Nasty muthafuckas and pissy ass kids. Fuck that. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: tackam said: Wait, I got a new one tonight!
Dude jumps into the pool in my lane, ahead of me, and proceeds to blow his nose in the water. Mkay. Gets better! I get to the end of the lane, where he has decided to hang out, and he starts trying to chat me up! I'm all thinkin', "bro, I saw the snot action a minute ago, are ya fuckin' serious?" Oh, he was serious. He kept flirting with me the rest of the time I was there. "Leaving so soon?" Yes. Yes, I am. Ugh. That's why I haven't swam in a public pool since I was in high school. Nasty muthafuckas and pissy ass kids. Fuck that. Right? But, you know, this is a GYM. I have this (apparently false) sense that these are grown-up people who are there to do grown-up shit. 
Second time I lapped back around to where he was hanging out, he got out and did a backflip into the water before I got there. In a lap pool! What am I, a peacock? I am not impressed with your courtship displays, human. Go mate with somebody else. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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tackam said: MuthaFunka said: That's why I haven't swam in a public pool since I was in high school. Nasty muthafuckas and pissy ass kids. Fuck that. Right? But, you know, this is a GYM. I have this (apparently false) sense that these are grown-up people who are there to do grown-up shit.
Second time I lapped back around to where he was hanging out, he got out and did a backflip into the water before I got there. In a lap pool! What am I, a peacock? I am not impressed with your courtship displays, human. Go mate with somebody else. Ohhhh fuck no! Grown ass people can be dirtier than little kids! Be very careful! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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I also hate when women are working out and douchebags walk up to them flexing and trying to talk game to them
Well, I don't hate it, actually, it's fucking hilarious because it's always 2 guys who approach the girl like homie isn't confident enough so he brings his friend along "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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MuthaFunka said: tackam said: Wait, I got a new one tonight!
Dude jumps into the pool in my lane, ahead of me, and proceeds to blow his nose in the water. Mkay. Gets better! I get to the end of the lane, where he has decided to hang out, and he starts trying to chat me up! I'm all thinkin', "bro, I saw the snot action a minute ago, are ya fuckin' serious?" Oh, he was serious. He kept flirting with me the rest of the time I was there. "Leaving so soon?" Yes. Yes, I am. Ugh. That's why I haven't swam in a public pool since I was in high school. Nasty muthafuckas and pissy ass kids. Fuck that.
Not a gym story, but I never EVER went to a public pool as a kid b/c my mom thought they were unsanitary. So when I met my wife, she convinces me to go with her to the public pool that she used to frequent. "OK" I thought "Can't be that bad". So, we swim around for a while, and everything's cool. Then, I'm sitting at the edge of the pool, near the ladder, and this OLD WOMAN gets out of the pool.....and there is about 6 inches of gray fur dangling out of her bathing suit bottom.
YOU WERE RIGHT MOM. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: MuthaFunka said: That's why I haven't swam in a public pool since I was in high school. Nasty muthafuckas and pissy ass kids. Fuck that.
Not a gym story, but I never EVER went to a public pool as a kid b/c my mom thought they were unsanitary. So when I met my wife, she convinces me to go with her to the public pool that she used to frequent. "OK" I thought "Can't be that bad". So, we swim around for a while, and everything's cool. Then, I'm sitting at the edge of the pool, near the ladder, and this OLD WOMAN gets out of the pool.....and there is about 6 inches of gray fur dangling out of her bathing suit bottom.
YOU WERE RIGHT MOM.  Oh fuck!nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: PurpleJedi said:
Not a gym story, but I never EVER went to a public pool as a kid b/c my mom thought they were unsanitary. So when I met my wife, she convinces me to go with her to the public pool that she used to frequent. "OK" I thought "Can't be that bad". So, we swim around for a while, and everything's cool. Then, I'm sitting at the edge of the pool, near the ladder, and this OLD WOMAN gets out of the pool.....and there is about 6 inches of gray fur dangling out of her bathing suit bottom.
YOU WERE RIGHT MOM. Oh fuck!
That's one of those things that will FOREVER be ingained into my memory...like when the Challenger shuttle blew up or the death of my first pet. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: MuthaFunka said: Oh fuck!
That's one of those things that will FOREVER be ingained into my memory...like when the Challenger shuttle blew up or the death of my first pet. Yeah, furry gray pubes will do that nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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PurpleJedi said: MuthaFunka said: That's why I haven't swam in a public pool since I was in high school. Nasty muthafuckas and pissy ass kids. Fuck that.
Not a gym story, but I never EVER went to a public pool as a kid b/c my mom thought they were unsanitary. So when I met my wife, she convinces me to go with her to the public pool that she used to frequent. "OK" I thought "Can't be that bad". So, we swim around for a while, and everything's cool. Then, I'm sitting at the edge of the pool, near the ladder, and this OLD WOMAN gets out of the pool.....and there is about 6 inches of gray fur dangling out of her bathing suit bottom.
YOU WERE RIGHT MOM. Momma no!!!!! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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MuthaFunka said: tackam said: Right? But, you know, this is a GYM. I have this (apparently false) sense that these are grown-up people who are there to do grown-up shit.
Second time I lapped back around to where he was hanging out, he got out and did a backflip into the water before I got there. In a lap pool! What am I, a peacock? I am not impressed with your courtship displays, human. Go mate with somebody else. Ohhhh fuck no! Grown ass people can be dirtier than little kids! Be very careful! Dudes walking into the gym in muddy clothes sometimes "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: MuthaFunka said: Ohhhh fuck no! Grown ass people can be dirtier than little kids! Be very careful! Dudes walking into the gym in muddy clothes sometimes Damn, THAT'S a new one!nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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