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Gym Pet Peeves What annoys you about your gym? For me, it's:
when somebody uses the machine, leaves, yet leaves a puddle of sweat behind when you're exercising and someone interrupts you because they want to know if you want to work out with them when somebody hasn't bathed properly and is funking up the whole place old dudes walking around the locker room naked. what's the reason for standing on the weightscale buck ass naked, dude? what are yours? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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I am a PRO at minding my own damn business at the gym. Very good at ignoring the people around me.
The only thing that sometimes bugs me is that I'm often the only girl on the weight machines. I feel a lot of male eyeballs on me. Yes, I have tits and I'm lifting weights! Bugger off! "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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bboy87 said: when you're exercising and someone interrupts you because they want to know if you want to work out with them
OMG, I would freak out if anyone ever did that to me! I didn't know people even do that, wtf?? You've already mentioned some of mine. I'll add the mf's who sing aloud & do acrobatic shit near you - totally disruptive!! I also hate it when the music is SO LOUD it drowns out your IPod | |
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- People that walk slow as hell on the treadmill while talking on their cellphone !!!!
- Women that go to the gym with a full face of make up on and smelling like that just finished jumping into a pool of perfume !!!! | |
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CalhounSq said: bboy87 said: when you're exercising and someone interrupts you because they want to know if you want to work out with them
OMG, I would freak out if anyone ever did that to me! I didn't know people even do that, wtf?? You've already mentioned some of mine. I'll add the mf's who sing aloud & do acrobatic shit near you - totally disruptive!! I also hate it when the music is SO LOUD it drowns out your IPod Yeah, I was working out and this big muthafucka walked up to me and said if I wanna kickbox. I said I didn't have time and dude gave the muthafuckin' side eye! I walked away kinda scared because he looked kinda crazy. When I walked out the gym, dude was watching walk out with this wide eyed blank stare. I didn't go back for a damn week "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: CalhounSq said: OMG, I would freak out if anyone ever did that to me! I didn't know people even do that, wtf?? You've already mentioned some of mine. I'll add the mf's who sing aloud & do acrobatic shit near you - totally disruptive!! I also hate it when the music is SO LOUD it drowns out your IPod Yeah, I was working out and this big muthafucka walked up to me and said if I wanna kickbox. I said I didn't have time and dude gave the muthafuckin' side eye! I walked away kinda scared because he looked kinda crazy. When I walked out the gym, dude was watching walk out with this wide eyed blank stare. I didn't go back for a damn week HOLY SHIT!!! | |
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JessieJ said: - People that walk slow as hell on the treadmill while talking on their cellphone !!!!
- Women that go to the gym with a full face of make up on and smelling like that just finished jumping into a pool of perfume !!!! OMG! Those were the same two I was going to say! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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bboy87 said: old dudes walking around the locker room naked. what's the reason for standing on the weightscale buck ass naked, dude? WTF is up with that? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Loud, stupid music.
Personally I think some fast-paced drum n bass would be just the thing to work out to. But no. Lame-as-shit Top 40 remixes are what gyms around here play. And LOUD! Whoopee. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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- When dudes work out IN JEANS? WTF? Get some sweats, your dumb ass muthafucka
- People who fart and you walk RIGHT INTO THE HORRENDOUS WHIFF OF THAT SHIT! - Dumb asses that wipe their sweat off the machines with their workout gloves - yeah, that works, homie. - Muthafuckas who try and use 2 and 3 machines at the same time and then try and come over and say "I'm on that"...I fire back - "Me, too" and continue with my set - Idiot muthafuckas that come over to your machine and take weights off the side racks without asking if you're using them. I had to check this bitch the other day for that shit - Clowns that ask you to spot them, and they can barely lift the shit so then YOU gotta do ALL THE FUCKIN' WORK! - Muh'fuckas that fill up their 10 GALLON water jug at the water fountain, causing a line to form - Sweatty-headed muthafuckas that get their grease, gel, and sweat all over the headrest. Wear a scarf, sweaty muthafucka! - Dummies that do, like, 27 sets on a machine. Dumb ass. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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mister i'm going to sit right here on the machine you need to use and talk to my mom on my cell phone about what i've been doing for the past 10 years. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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I avoid all this bullshit 2 ways! I go 2 an Unfashionable Gym. And I go in the middle of the day when it's practically empty! | |
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MuthaFunka said: - When dudes work out IN JEANS? WTF? Get some sweats, your dumb ass muthafucka
- People who fart and you walk RIGHT INTO THE HORRENDOUS WHIFF OF THAT SHIT! - Dumb asses that wipe their sweat off the machines with their workout gloves - yeah, that works, homie. - Muthafuckas who try and use 2 and 3 machines at the same time and then try and come over and say "I'm on that"...I fire back - "Me, too" and continue with my set - Idiot muthafuckas that come over to your machine and take weights off the side racks without asking if you're using them. I had to check this bitch the other day for that shit - Clowns that ask you to spot them, and they can barely lift the shit so then YOU gotta do ALL THE FUCKIN' WORK! - Muh'fuckas that fill up their 10 GALLON water jug at the water fountain, causing a line to form - Sweatty-headed muthafuckas that get their grease, gel, and sweat all over the headrest. Wear a scarf, sweaty muthafucka! - Dummies that do, like, 27 sets on a machine. Dumb ass. MUTHAFUCKIN CHUUUUURCH!!!! That fartin' shit happens nearly everytime I go to the damn gym And why do old men come to the gym and right before they workout, they take a shower?! Your old ass should've done that shit at yo damn house, playa? And stop walking around the locker room with your balls out like that! I think it's absolutely hilarious when the skinny dudes walk around the gym in full workout garb and think they're doing big shit...with and 2.5 and 5 pound weights. Workin' up a sweat and shit "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: MuthaFunka said: - When dudes work out IN JEANS? WTF? Get some sweats, your dumb ass muthafucka
- People who fart and you walk RIGHT INTO THE HORRENDOUS WHIFF OF THAT SHIT! - Dumb asses that wipe their sweat off the machines with their workout gloves - yeah, that works, homie. - Muthafuckas who try and use 2 and 3 machines at the same time and then try and come over and say "I'm on that"...I fire back - "Me, too" and continue with my set - Idiot muthafuckas that come over to your machine and take weights off the side racks without asking if you're using them. I had to check this bitch the other day for that shit - Clowns that ask you to spot them, and they can barely lift the shit so then YOU gotta do ALL THE FUCKIN' WORK! - Muh'fuckas that fill up their 10 GALLON water jug at the water fountain, causing a line to form - Sweatty-headed muthafuckas that get their grease, gel, and sweat all over the headrest. Wear a scarf, sweaty muthafucka! - Dummies that do, like, 27 sets on a machine. Dumb ass. MUTHAFUCKIN CHUUUUURCH!!!! That fartin' shit happens nearly everytime I go to the damn gym And why do old men come to the gym and right before they workout, they take a shower?! Your old ass should've done that shit at yo damn house, playa? And stop walking around the locker room with your balls out like that! I think it's absolutely hilarious when the skinny dudes walk around the gym in full workout garb and think they're doing big shit...with and 2.5 and 5 pound weights. Workin' up a sweat and shit The old dudes be killin' it, don't they? I ain't mad at 'em, though. Glad they still have it in 'em to at least do the damn thang, no matter how slow or light . nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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I got one for y'all...
On my last deployment to Iraq, I was on a Marine airbase....so I'm on a bench, doing Iso-dumbell curls....about 4-5 feet from the mirror....out of anyone's way and not really IN the mirror....so why does Joe Jarhead step between me and the mirror and start doing bent-over rows??? His ass was literally an inch from my nose.... ...then he looks at me like I'm the one with a fucking problem when my Lieutenant has to physically restrain me from beating his ass..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: I got one for y'all...
On my last deployment to Iraq, I was on a Marine airbase....so I'm on a bench, doing Iso-dumbell curls....about 4-5 feet from the mirror....out of anyone's way and not really IN the mirror....so why does Joe Jarhead step between me and the mirror and start doing bent-over rows??? His ass was literally an inch from my nose.... ...then he looks at me like I'm the one with a fucking problem when my Lieutenant has to physically restrain me from beating his ass..... | |
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MuthaFunka said: bboy87 said: MUTHAFUCKIN CHUUUUURCH!!!! That fartin' shit happens nearly everytime I go to the damn gym And why do old men come to the gym and right before they workout, they take a shower?! Your old ass should've done that shit at yo damn house, playa? And stop walking around the locker room with your balls out like that! I think it's absolutely hilarious when the skinny dudes walk around the gym in full workout garb and think they're doing big shit...with and 2.5 and 5 pound weights. Workin' up a sweat and shit The old dudes be killin' it, don't they? I ain't mad at 'em, though. Glad they still have it in 'em to at least do the damn thang, no matter how slow or light . The skinny dudes be young. The old dudes be hittin' the weights hard, but it's those dudes who only work out to go to the club on Friday nights who be doing that real light shit I mean, I ain't doin 100lb dumbbells or anything(I work out for my health and my breakdancing) but 2.5 pound weights? When a 60 year old woman is looking at you like you're a punk ass bitch, something's wrong "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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tackam said: I am a PRO at minding my own damn business at the gym. Very good at ignoring the people around me.
The only thing that sometimes bugs me is that I'm often the only girl on the weight machines. I feel a lot of male eyeballs on me. Yes, I have tits and I'm lifting weights! Bugger off! Me too but i really like it when i'm looking for dumbbells and dudes pass me their 20s and i'm like, "ahh no, i need your 45s" | |
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reneGade20 said: I got one for y'all...
On my last deployment to Iraq, I was on a Marine airbase....so I'm on a bench, doing Iso-dumbell curls....about 4-5 feet from the mirror....out of anyone's way and not really IN the mirror....so why does Joe Jarhead step between me and the mirror and start doing bent-over rows??? His ass was literally an inch from my nose.... ...then he looks at me like I'm the one with a fucking problem when my Lieutenant has to physically restrain me from beating his ass..... (ahem) Don't ask...don't tell. () nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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bboy87 said: MuthaFunka said: The old dudes be killin' it, don't they? I ain't mad at 'em, though. Glad they still have it in 'em to at least do the damn thang, no matter how slow or light . The skinny dudes be young. The old dudes be hittin' the weights hard, but it's those dudes who only work out to go to the club on Friday nights who be doing that real light shit I mean, I ain't doin 100lb dumbbells or anything(I work out for my health and my breakdancing) but 2.5 pound weights? When a 60 year old woman is looking at you like you're a punk ass bitch, something's wrong Ah ok! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: reneGade20 said: I got one for y'all...
On my last deployment to Iraq, I was on a Marine airbase....so I'm on a bench, doing Iso-dumbell curls....about 4-5 feet from the mirror....out of anyone's way and not really IN the mirror....so why does Joe Jarhead step between me and the mirror and start doing bent-over rows??? His ass was literally an inch from my nose.... ...then he looks at me like I'm the one with a fucking problem when my Lieutenant has to physically restrain me from beating his ass..... (ahem) Don't ask...don't tell. () He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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All the fat people. | |
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bboy87 said: when somebody hasn't bathed properly and is funking up the whole place
I haven't been to the gym in .. yeah lol .. but the only thing that bugged me at the gym.. is the unisex thing (I'd rather go to an all female gym).. the men stare | |
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JessieJ said: - People that walk slow as hell on the treadmill while talking on their cellphone !!!!
- Women that go to the gym with a full face of make up on and smelling like that just finished jumping into a pool of perfume !!!! that is disgusting!!! I once saw this girl with make up on, no towel, she was sweating and she kept wiping her forehead with her hand and then wiping her hand on her pants Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Leaving perfume all over the machines, then evidently ME.
DEODORANT not PERFUME, women! | |
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CalhounSq said: I'll add the mf's who sing aloud & do acrobatic shit near you - totally disruptive!!
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Clumsy mofos
You don't know how to deal with a machine EVERYTIME you come in this gym,,,,don't fuckin' MESS with it, you country ass | |
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JustErin said: All the fat people.
Classy. If you're not doing the fucking, then you're taking one. | |
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bboy87 said: What annoys you about your gym? For me, it's:
when somebody uses the machine, leaves, yet leaves a puddle of sweat behind when you're exercising and someone interrupts you because they want to know if you want to work out with them when somebody hasn't bathed properly and is funking up the whole place old dudes walking around the locker room naked. what's the reason for standing on the weightscale buck ass naked, dude? what are yours? I really can't figure out these 60 year old men doing this shit. But sure as hell any gym you go too, any time of day, there will be 1 in there naked and just walking around talking to everybody. If you're not doing the fucking, then you're taking one. | |
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When folks treat the gym like its the club....standing around, chit-chatting and flirting, lounging on machines and benches that need to be used for ACTUALLY WORKING OUT...
or the grunters who yell like they're doing karate.... or what I like to call the pretty lifters...do about 3 reps and pose in the mirror for 10 minutes afterward...meanwhile, you're standing there waiting for the machine/equipment that they're using... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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