Come to think of it, Donner is a real asshole too!

I am watching "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" with my son...

Here is the first exchange between Santa Claus, Donner and Rudolph, upon Santa's first seeing Rudolph's shiny nose.

Santa: Great bouncing icebergs...

Donner: I'm sure it will stop as soon as he grows up, Santa.

Santa: Well, let's hope so if he wants to make the sleigh team someday.

Santa (to Rudolph): You see, little fellow... each year I shine up my jingle bells for eight lucky reindeer.

Jingle, Jangle, Jingle song ensues...

...later:

Donner forces Rudolph to wear a prosthetic nose that covers his glowing red nose, thus hiding the horrible truth about his individuality.

Cut to Elf practice... the happy elves sing a nice song about being "Santa's Elves" and how they work hard for him but enjoy it and how great he is...

The elves finish their performance:

Santa: Hmmm... well, it needs work... I have to go... (leaves and slams door)

...later:

Rudolph flies around at flying practice after he talks to that hot, young doe...

Rudolph: "she said I'm cute!!!"

The prosthetic nose flies off... everyone laughs at poor Rudolph...

Santa: Donner, you should be ashamed of yourself! What a pity, he had a nice takeoff too.

To top it all off, those pricks throw Rudolph out of the fucking reindeer games!

What a bunch of assholes!

In the span of 15 minutes or so, Santa Claus was a giant asshole to some elves and some deer! What a prick.

This is the end of my "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" movie review... it is all too much to bear.


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[This message was edited Mon Dec 2 18:28:42 PST 2002 by IceNine]

I noticed this last year and thought the same thing...

AzureStar said:

I have noticed this each time I have watched that show... I still like it, but Santa Claus is a pompous ass!

Nahh, he's just got issues about glowing red noses.

is nothing sacred with u




what is next..??

its a beautiful life..?

DORA said:

gee isnt santa fat dora?

DORA said:

Jimmy Stewart is Satan!

(I beat Ice to it!)

shausler said:

he is a fat MAN... with another fat woman... and they are old...

get it right shausler

IceNine said:

hehe thats one of my fav parts

Clarice is the bomb

charlie in the box is cool

a dentist! That elf scared me

land of misfit toys is sad as heck

"were in the land of misfits"

then when Rudolph comes back one of the reindeers goes "hey look--ol neon nose is back!" in a Bronx accent..love it.

Nobody wants a skinny santa

My son and I have watched the following x-mas shows tonight:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Frosty the Snowman
The Year Without a Santa Claus (in progress)

He is happy

IceNine said:

I know Id be happy...all would need is A Charlie Brown Xmas..I need to hear Linus break it down again.

everytime Frosty comes alive..."Happy New Year!"

rdhull said:

That one is next on the list for tonight...

My son has EVERY x-mas DVD that is worth having... he loves the Charlie Brown movies.

rdhull said:

Close...

"Happy birthday!"

rdhull said:

That's my favorite-est X-mas show EVER!

IceNine said:

Doh!

CarrieMpls said:

It is great, but it is too damned short!

4.5 stars... would have been 5 stars if it was a bit longer.

Snoopy needs more time to do that cool dance!

CarrieMpls said:

Mine too..I wanna be 6 again.

IceNine said:

Agreed. I bought the Great Pumpkin show this Halloween and was also sad when it ended...

Do you remember how fucking happy you were when those movies came on television when you were a kid? We didn't have video tapes or DVDs when I was a kid, so you had to wait for the fucking thing to come on television and you would nearly shit your fucking pants when that "SPECIAL" logo popped on the television.

IceNine said:

reverand!!!

IceNine said:

YES!!

And the Charlie Brown shows always had commercials for Dolly Madison products, which they never sold in my state and I wondered forever what they were all about.

IceNine said:

Yes! I got to stay up late when they came on! Those were the days...

CarrieMpls said:

reverand!!! Im 6-7 again!

I have bought all of the old holiday DVDs for my son... including the Easter Bunny movie "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" that was made by Rankin and Bass...

Rankin and Bass made the BEST holiday movies for kids!

IceNine said:

why are you doin this to me? what'd I ever do to you?

rdhull said:

Those movies were the best, weren't they? I would give almost anything to feel the way I did when I was a little kid and those movies came on.

Boob said:

That would traumatize kids, wouldn't it? Poor Santa...