I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty=two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her to up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'we are very happy that you have passed out little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:











Always keep your condoms in your car.

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As we age, we see more of the medical establishment.



For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

ThirdandFinal said:

Yesterday, I checked into a motel room and said to the receptionist,

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard."