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A Fella Was Talking To His Buddy When he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.
She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'." | |
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Wow. That's sad. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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happy friday! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Everybody say awwwww. | |
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awwwww | |
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Happy Friday!
Funkhoney!! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Thanks pill for giving me a lil' dose of funny. | |
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