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PrintableOnly when I rub my balls against my laptop.  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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and with that crazy-ass battery life on my Macbook it sure ain't funny. | |
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PANDURITO said: chillichocaholic said: Aww Shit!! I dont get any of that stuff....bugger it!! I must not be a woman after all... 
Don't males carry the babies down there? If so, ask your husband about his pains. It's hard to be a male marsupial He's not a marsupial, he's an AMERICAN  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Like anything in life, if it hurts stop doing that!!!!! |
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kpowers said: Like anything in life, if it hurts stop doing that!!!!!
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Imago said: Ocean said:  ..nope that can't be it She's basically saying that she shaves her balls as frequent as you do. | |
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I use a cooling pad under the laptop, so my balls are fine.
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i don't think i ever bother using a laptop on my lap. i use these things called tables and desks, or if i'm feeling really wild i'll put the laptop on top of a pillow when i'm in bed. | |
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Ocean said: Mine seem to be ok
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Imago said: Ocean said: Mine seem to be ok
I guess a very bushy layer of pubic hair does protect a person. 
So sexy.  | |
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Mine feel fine. I don't have a laptop. I would estimate putting a desktop on your lap as much worse.  | |
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Anxiety said: i don't think i ever bother using a laptop on my lap. i use these things called tables and desks, or if i'm feeling really wild i'll put the laptop on top of a pillow when i'm in bed.
You've done a lot worse on tables and chairs, so I've read on the public restroom walls in Minneapolis. | |
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Imago said: Anxiety said: i don't think i ever bother using a laptop on my lap. i use these things called tables and desks, or if i'm feeling really wild i'll put the laptop on top of a pillow when i'm in bed.
You've done a lot worse on tables and chairs, so I've read on the public restroom walls in Minneapolis. yeah well, i highly doubt that. it's kind of hard to find stuff written about me on bathroom walls when all my past sexual partners are illiterate.  | |
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Mirabelle said: PANDURITO said: Oh yes. Being a woman 
The headaches, the migraines, the menstrual pain, the neck, the shoulders, the back pain... 
You're oh so lucky To be honest - I don't have all of those pains....so yes, I'm very lucky I have all those pains, but I'd STILL rather be a woman than a man | |
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It's the hurting while you pee and the puss you should be concerned with...stay away from the glory holes... | |
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Imago said: Does anybody's balls get sore when you've got a laptop on your lap?
I can't type with a laptop anywhere near my balls. What causes it to be sore? Is it the magnetic drives? The heat from the power supply? I can't possibly be the only person whose balls ache when doing this. Computers All types of computers generate EMFs in all directions. Be cautious when sleeping against an adjoining wall with a computer. Health advisors recommend placing a monitor two to three feet away from the head, and a laptop at least a foot away. Do not place laptops on your lap. LCD screens are an improvement over old-fashioned screens placed over monitors. The latest computers often incorporate omni-directional wireless software that can be connected to indoor wireless routers. Avoid wireless setups within the home (using routers). If you have a wireless router within your home, and family members are noticing health problems, it is prudent to return to indoor corded connections. | |
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I wouldn't play with that. sounds scary.  | |
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Imago said: Does anybody's balls get sore when you've got a laptop on your lap?
I can't type with a laptop anywhere near my balls. What causes it to be sore? Is it the magnetic drives? The heat from the power supply? I can't possibly be the only person whose balls ache when doing this.  | |
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keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility. | |
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BlackAdder7 said: keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility.
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BlackAdder7 said: keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility.
Do we really want him reproducing? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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BlackAdder7 said: keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility.
I. Am. Fucked. | |
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BlackAdder7 said: keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility.
It's true [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: BlackAdder7 said: keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility.
It's true Same with cell phones. |
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moderatormdiver said: BlackAdder7 said: keep the laptop off the lap. it will lead to infertility.
I. Am. Fucked. bottom! | |
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Imago said: mdiver said: I. Am. Fucked. bottom! You can't get pregnant in there  | |
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mdiver said: Imago said: bottom! You can't get pregnant in there Glad he has that figured out. But shouldn't Imago balls be pretty tough with the beaten they take? No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: mdiver said: You can't get pregnant in there Glad he has that figured out. But shouldn't Imago balls be pretty tough with the beaten they take? Some of it in my house ewwwww | |
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Imago said: Does anybody's balls get sore when you've got a laptop on your lap?
I can't type with a laptop anywhere near my balls. What causes it to be sore? Is it the magnetic drives? The heat from the power supply? I can't possibly be the only person whose balls ache when doing this. No. | |
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June7 said: sammij said: It's true Same with cell phones. I believe that big time, better safe than sorry. Also any law enforcement people here keep your radar guns away from your crotch area as well. |
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