Does anybody's balls get sore when you've got a laptop on your lap?

I can't type with a laptop anywhere near my balls.

What causes it to be sore? Is it the magnetic drives? The heat from the power supply?

I can't possibly be the only person whose balls ache when doing this.

Mine seem to be ok

You owe the org a public fucking apology for this thread!

Ocean said:

I guess a very bushy layer of pubic hair does protect a person.

Imago said:

..nope that can't be it

You may want to ask your sexual partners if their "laptops" have been hurting their balls lately too.

Ocean said:

Mars23 said:

His laptop hurts his balls too.


But I've never heard anybody else complain about this.

OK, other people are complaining about this on the Internet:

http://www.medhelp.org/fo...s/323.html



I think this is a hush hush thing that shouldn't be. It could have far reaching ramifications.

actually, it's said that men shouldn't use laptops on their laps because of the heat coming off of them, it's bad for the boys

Stay off the damned porn sites. Youre cured!

give me about a half an hour I just set my laptop on my lap seconds before I read this thread

It sounds more like you're squeezing than the heat or magnetism from the laptop.
How are you sitting with it on your lap?
Are you squeezing your thighs to type on the laptop and putting undue pressure on your testicles?

Imago said:

What is this?
Some kind of voodoo or something?


Now it could be fun

Do imago's balls get sore when hit by a bull?

Maybe the org Bug crawled into ure pants Dan...U need some org topical cream

I'm so glad I'm a woman

Mirabelle said:

Oh yes. Being a woman
The headaches, the migraines, the menstrual pain, the neck, the shoulders, the back pain...

You're oh so lucky

PANDURITO said:

Aww Shit!! I dont get any of that stuff....bugger it!! I must not be a woman after all...
Then how the hell did I give birth? Goes looking for a medical book

chillichocaholic said:

You better knock, knock on wood

chillichocaholic said:

Don't males carry the babies down there? If so, ask your husband about his pains.
It's hard to be a male marsupial

Imago said:

isn´t this why laptops were invented?

I find my wrist gets sore after a prolonged session online.

you've got bigger fish to fry than laptop balls, mister!

PANDURITO said:

To be honest - I don't have all of those pains....so yes, I'm very lucky

Ocean said:

good to know, very good to know...

Imago said:

that's cuz we're all manly org men and not ...

Ocean said:

Well Dan my only advice is to stop trying to balance your laptop on your balls.