Sunday someone told me I was part of the New Generation of Healers.

Yesterday I left work late and missed my regular bus and at the very last second, decided to jump on an alternate route that sometimes proves to be longer but I didn't want to wait for the next bus to come.

Well because I went on a different route, I almost got arrested by the cops in mistaken identity I'm sitting at the stop and since my commute is like 6 hours daily I don't have a chance to stop for a drink so I popped a beer real quick before the bus came and I see the cops go by and they are scoping me and I get nervous because I'm sure it's a felony to drink a beer at the stop Sure enough, they come back around and stop and ask me to get up and put my hands behind my head!

Do you have anything sharp in your pockets or any weapons in your possession?

No.

**radio tramission..... "male dressed in black spotted at so and so"**

Oh, we're sorry sir. Mistaken identity. We have a call of a man dressed all in black involved in an accident but the accident is a few streets over. Have a good night. Oh yeah, no drinking in public



That is just my luck. I thought the change in route was for the devil's little trick

I had a copy of my thread that is in my signature and I was reading it and reminiscing on the power it holds for me and halfway to my destination on the train this girl got on and she was crying. You could see that she was trying not to and that her lip was trembling and that she couldn't help it.

I'm already near tears just from reading my article and when I saw her I wanted to reach out to her so bad. But I didn't know how to approach her and something told me to give the article to her so before I got off my stop, I gave it to her. As I got off the train, I saw that she was opening it to read it. So really, the night wasn't about the devils trick but bringing an angel to someone. I believe that there is something in that article that she needs to hear.

Wouldn't it be somethin if she figured out how to contact me here?

Sometimes how the universe works. We get placed in positions where the universe feels you are needed and puts you there whether you want to or not.

IAintTheOne said:

yeah!
I took a wrong turn on Sunday, driving my mum to the train station. But it took me past the festival that I didn't know was on, so later on we went there and I got some chocolates, which I am enjoying now

She's locked in her room, in a fetal position, wondering what a "Vegas Invasion" is and if it will happen to her.

ZombieKitten said:

You're not blaming the Universe for your bad teeth and spare tyres, right?

PANDURITO said:

why do you look so worried?

ZombieKitten said:

You wouldn't understand.
It's a guetto thing

PANDURITO said:

I take it you are speaking from experience of sorts?

ZombieKitten said:

Please, don't use expressions I can't understand

PANDURITO said:

you know, different sorts of chocolates

ZombieKitten said:

I see

If it wasn't for the thongs...

PANDURITO said:

you don't like flip flops I know

ZombieKitten said:

Flip flops...yeah... that's it... I Don't... .like....flip flops

they are a must when showering in strange places though! don't want to catch athletes foot

I hope you made her day brighter.

Mars23 said:

I'm sure she might be afraid of more than that

ZombieKitten said:

OK, the thread is jacked but I still had to tell this story because it's so stupid When I lived with my ex roommate she got athletes foot and her toes were peeling and stuff and she approached me all worried, freaking out and said she had to ask me a really important question. Concerned, I said sure:

Do you jack off in the shower?

What? Why?

I have athletes foot.

So? What would my jacking off in the shower have to do with it.

Jack told me that you can get athletes foot by stepping in sperm.

First of all, no I don't jack off in the shower. I prefer to have fun with someone. Second, you cannot get athetes foot from sperm! Third, how the hell would Jack who is straight know about stepping in sperm!?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Emmmm
Straight people do jack off in the shower

Just saying

Funny story though

PANDURITO said:

Believe me, you do not want to imagine Jack Joy jackin in the shower

Supa, this is why you're so special, you get it!

Slave2daGroove said:

Unjacked!!!



The night wasn't about the devil, it was about angels I hope that girl doesn't see this thread and all the craziness on it

Slave2daGroove said:

You mean special as in stashing a puzzle book in the bushes before attending a wedding

Can someone be an emotional savant?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

NO! and I don't mean special in the sense that you're mentally challenged or gifted.

You have perspective and the knowledge to use it regardless whether you understand it at the moment.

Slave2daGroove said:

I know I was just embarrassed when I realized I did that

For a split second, I hesitated on giving it to her but I have learned hesitation is the worst. Too many missed opportunities. I'm tired of wasting them.