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It's so embarrassing, but... What's the most embarrassing thing that you'll admit to, here on the Org?
Come on, no-one actually knows you here, so why not spill the beans on what the most embarrassing thing that you do is? For me, it's probably masturbating with a sock on my cock (to catch any nasty bodily fluids) whilst my partner sleeps in the next room. There you are, I've said it. Now it's your turn... Don't be scared. I've offered a revelation, now you can do it too. | |
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Haystack said: What's the most embarrassing thing that you'll admit to, here on the Org?
Come on, no-one actually knows you here, so why not spill the beans on what the most embarrassing thing that you do is? For me, it's probably masturbating with a sock on my cock (to catch any nasty bodily fluids) whilst my partner sleeps in the next room. There you are, I've said it. Now it's your turn... Don't be scared. I've offered a revelation, now you can do it too. Why don't you just deposit your body fluids over your partners' face while they sleep?  | |
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I do hope these socks are clean. When you start anyway. | |
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Never heard that one before.
As for me? 
I was on stage in a comedy club in Hawaii, on Halloween...I was dressed as Cleopatra. Frank DeLima (the comedian headlining) asked me who I was...I said, Virginia  . He wanted to know who I was dressed as! Might not sound bad, but I turned about as red as a lobster!  | |
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LaVisHh said:
Never heard that one before.
As for me?
I was on stage in a comedy club in Hawaii, on Halloween...I was dressed as Cleopatra. Frank DeLima (the comedian headlining) asked me who I was...I said, Virginia . He wanted to know who I was dressed as! Might not sound bad, but I turned about as red as a lobster! Thanks LaVisHh - at least you're bold enough to confess to something embarrassing. The funny thing about embarrassment is that it's generally only the person feeling embarrassed who gives the whole thing any thought. Observers of your embarrassment just shrug it off and carry on with their lives, never judging you at all - unlike the victim of the embarrassment who never forgets the situation. | |
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Haystack said: Thanks LaVisHh - at least you're bold enough to confess to something embarrassing. The funny thing about embarrassment is that it's generally only the person feeling embarrassed who gives the whole thing any thought. Observers of your embarrassment just shrug it off and carry on with their lives, never judging you at all - unlike the victim of the embarrassment who never forgets the situation.
That is so true. It also holds true for things like facial blemishes, and other things that we think are so outstanding, when in fact other don't notice it until we point it out, and we do, don't we, LOL. | |
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My dirty secret is that I secretly *sob* listen to Prince music! I spend fucking loads of time on this crap site called Prince.org and in 1988 I even had a poster of a naked Prince on my wall from the Lovesexy cover!
(looks around) Ah, I can see my embarrassment was unwarranted... | |
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ian said: My dirty secret is that I secretly *sob* listen to Prince music! I spend fucking loads of time on this crap site called Prince.org and in 1988 I even had a poster of a naked Prince on my wall from the Lovesexy cover!
(looks around) Ah, I can see my embarrassment was unwarranted... Paleeez...now admitting you curled your hair up like Prince, and was a wanna-be just might have qualified you for some embarrassment. | |
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I still have a nekkid Prince poster on my wall (The Lovesexy album cover). My girlfriend finds it verrry amusing (But she's happy it's not Britney Spears  ) | |
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as kids, we would go up on the roof of my grandmothers house and bathe (the kids, cousins) and I once peed on my cousin while she was bathin, and I have the picture to prove that!  | |
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the most embarrassing thing for me would have been when i was 12...i was at Christian camp (yes...to anyone on here that knows me in real life...i went to Circle Square Ranch for 8 years!!!) and dove into the swimming pool...when i came up for air in the shallow end the top half of my bathing suit was around my waist. i guess it wouldn't have been so bad except the whole camp was there for free time and when i got to the shallow end i decided 'wouldn't it look cool to just stand up and flip my hair back like a supermodel???' ummm...bad idea...my little bubbies were out for ALLL to see...this vision still horrifies me to this day... [This message was edited Sun Nov 24 17:21:28 PST 2002 by lillith] you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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My most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me was when I was walking in front of this person that I liked in school and the heel of my shoe caught on to my pants, they fell down which meant that my ass was in his face. I had everyone looking and laughing at me even the person I liked. I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
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lillith said: the most embarrassing thing for me would have been when i was 12...i was at Christian camp (yes...to anyone on her that knows me in real life...i went to Circle Square Ranch for 8 years!!!) and dove into the swimming pool...when i came up for air in the shallow end the top half of my bathing suit was around my waist. i guess it wouldn't have been so bad except the whole camp was there for free time and when i got to the shallow end i decided 'wouldn't it look cool to just stand up and flip my hair back like a supermodel???' ummm...bad idea...my little bubbies were out for ALLL to see...this vision still horrifies me to this day...
hehe...now that sounds embarassing, and I bet they never forgot that too! | |
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LaVisHh said: lillith said: the most embarrassing thing for me would have been when i was 12...i was at Christian camp (yes...to anyone on here that knows me in real life...i went to Circle Square Ranch for 8 years!!!) and dove into the swimming pool...when i came up for air in the shallow end the top half of my bathing suit was around my waist. i guess it wouldn't have been so bad except the whole camp was there for free time and when i got to the shallow end i decided 'wouldn't it look cool to just stand up and flip my hair back like a supermodel???' ummm...bad idea...my little bubbies were out for ALLL to see...this vision still horrifies me to this day...
hehe...now that sounds embarassing, and I bet they never forgot that too! poor little christian boys...didn't know what hit 'em...  [This message was edited Sun Nov 24 17:22:03 PST 2002 by lillith] you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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i can't believe i'm sharing this...but..here goes
i've always been VERY flexible (hey ladies ) ... to the point where i could put both feet behind my head (hey gay dudes ).. anyway...when i was 7 we were at my Aunts house for some big occasion...EVERYONE was there...my Mother decided i should show the family my clever lil trick...so there i was...on the dining room floor...with my feet behind my head...with everyone looking on and giving me much deserved recognition...when IT happened... i farted..  ...what made it worse was that i was on a lino floor...and the fart kinda vibrated sounding like a trumpet...much to the hysterical delight of all who looked on...needless to say...since that day...i don't get embarressed easily 
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MrBliss said: i can't believe i'm sharing this...but..here goes
i've always been VERY flexible (hey ladies ) ... to the point where i could put both feet behind my head (hey gay dudes ).. anyway...when i was 7 we were at my Aunts house for some big occasion...EVERYONE was there...my Mother decided i should show the family my clever lil trick...so there i was...on the dining room floor...with my feet behind my head...with everyone looking on and giving me much deserved recognition...when IT happened... i farted.. ...what made it worse was that i was on a lino floor...and the fart kinda vibrated sounding like a trumpet...much to the hysterical delight of all who looked on...needless to say...since that day...i don't get embarressed easily
That is FUNNY!
And now I know that I'm not the only one that can do the feet behind the head trick! | |
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MrBliss said: i can't believe i'm sharing this...but..here goes
i've always been VERY flexible (hey ladies ) ... to the point where i could put both feet behind my head (hey gay dudes ).. anyway...when i was 7 we were at my Aunts house for some big occasion...EVERYONE was there...my Mother decided i should show the family my clever lil trick...so there i was...on the dining room floor...with my feet behind my head...with everyone looking on and giving me much deserved recognition...when IT happened... i farted.. ...what made it worse was that i was on a lino floor...and the fart kinda vibrated sounding like a trumpet...much to the hysterical delight of all who looked on...needless to say...since that day...i don't get embarressed easily
 Thank GOD U didnt follow through! :d "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: MrBliss said: i can't believe i'm sharing this...but..here goes
i've always been VERY flexible (hey ladies ) ... to the point where i could put both feet behind my head (hey gay dudes ).. anyway...when i was 7 we were at my Aunts house for some big occasion...EVERYONE was there...my Mother decided i should show the family my clever lil trick...so there i was...on the dining room floor...with my feet behind my head...with everyone looking on and giving me much deserved recognition...when IT happened... i farted.. ...what made it worse was that i was on a lino floor...and the fart kinda vibrated sounding like a trumpet...much to the hysterical delight of all who looked on...needless to say...since that day...i don't get embarressed easily
[color=blue:47285680e5:4f74058b88] Thank GOD U didnt follow through! :d
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i was walking with my boyfriend and i was so busy looking at him while he was talking, that i wasn't watching where i was walking and i walked really hard right into a street light pole...it was our first date! thank God he liked me enough to stick around...hehehehe.  | |
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You know how when you're young, and everyone thinks
they're sooo cool? I went to a party once, back around '86 or so, right around the Miami Vice heyday, dressed in a white suit jacket, white pants, turquiose t-shirt, beige docksiders, no socks, of course, and enough gel in my long curls to rival the recent oil spill!  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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MrBliss said: i can't believe i'm sharing this...but..here goes
i've always been VERY flexible (hey ladies ) ... to the point where i could put both feet behind my head (hey gay dudes ).. anyway...when i was 7 we were at my Aunts house for some big occasion...EVERYONE was there...my Mother decided i should show the family my clever lil trick...so there i was...on the dining room floor...with my feet behind my head...with everyone looking on and giving me much deserved recognition...when IT happened... i farted.. ...what made it worse was that i was on a lino floor...and the fart kinda vibrated sounding like a trumpet...much to the hysterical delight of all who looked on...needless to say...since that day...i don't get embarressed easily
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: 
Now THAT made ME laugh out loud for REAL!!! Thanks for sharing...and if we ever meet, you better show me! | |
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MrBliss said: i can't believe i'm sharing this...but..here goes
i've always been VERY flexible (hey ladies ) ... to the point where i could put both feet behind my head (hey gay dudes ).. anyway...when i was 7 we were at my Aunts house for some big occasion...EVERYONE was there...my Mother decided i should show the family my clever lil trick...so there i was...on the dining room floor...with my feet behind my head...with everyone looking on and giving me much deserved recognition...when IT happened... i farted.. ...what made it worse was that i was on a lino floor...and the fart kinda vibrated sounding like a trumpet...much to the hysterical delight of all who looked on...needless to say...since that day...i don't get embarressed easily
imagine these hands being feets... 
Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Still laughin at the trumpet... | |
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"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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when my brothers and I were kids (circa '84) we would put on our mother's wigs, grab some broomsticks and some accessories and pretend to be Prince. The Baby I'm A Star video was our ultimate performance.
That's as embarrassing as I'll get on these boards. [This message was edited Tue Dec 17 15:44:45 PST 2002 by chickengrease] | |
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Still laughing... | |
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LaVisHh said: Still laughin at the trumpet...
Me, too! ROFL!!! So...how's everybody doing? | |
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Well, here goes.
One day we decided to walk to school and spend our bus fare on something else. (city school system/no free bus rides) I re-read this and got so embarrassed that I decided to edit it out!!! What was I thinking???? [This message was edited Mon Nov 25 5:05:33 PST 2002 by SensualMelody] So...how's everybody doing? | |
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