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Thread started 11/18/08 11:54am

EmeraldSkies

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Turkey Time!

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!


Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach
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Reply #1 posted 11/18/08 12:13pm

Shorty

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lol that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem! smile
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice?
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #2 posted 11/18/08 12:19pm

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Shorty said:

lol that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem! smile
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice?


I swear by Alton Brown... his brine is the brineiest!



\/ \/ \/ for the bird \/ \/ \/
http://www.foodnetwork.co...index.html

\/ \/ \/ go here to see the rest of his stuff, his recipes are extraordinary! \/ \/ \/

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Reply #3 posted 11/18/08 12:27pm

Mach

Shorty said:

lol that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem! smile
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice?


I have zero advice

though ...

A friend of mine did this a few yrs ago ( perhaps she needed GOOD advice too )

most of the turkey went to the dogs

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Reply #4 posted 11/18/08 12:45pm

Shorty

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RenHoek said:

Shorty said:

lol that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem! smile
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice?


I swear by Alton Brown... his brine is the brineiest!



\/ \/ \/ for the bird \/ \/ \/
http://www.foodnetwork.co...index.html

\/ \/ \/ go here to see the rest of his stuff, his recipes are extraordinary! \/ \/ \/

http://www.goodeatsfanpag.../index.htm


I love Alton! thanx I'll have to check his out.
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #5 posted 11/18/08 12:46pm

Shorty

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Mach said:

Shorty said:

lol that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem! smile
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice?


I have zero advice

though ...

A friend of mine did this a few yrs ago ( perhaps she needed GOOD advice too )

most of the turkey went to the dogs

neutral

Oh no! lol usually I cook for a good size crowd...this year it's just me the hub and the kids so...I can experiement on them biggrin
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #6 posted 11/18/08 12:57pm

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Here we go again....you got me all excited .....again. lol
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #7 posted 11/18/08 1:28pm

RenHoek

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Shorty said:

Mach said:



I have zero advice

though ...

A friend of mine did this a few yrs ago ( perhaps she needed GOOD advice too )

most of the turkey went to the dogs

neutral

Oh no! lol usually I cook for a good size crowd...this year it's just me the hub and the kids so...I can experiement on them biggrin


get a Tofurkey... it is single handedly the BEST way to totally screw up Thanksgiving... lol


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Reply #8 posted 11/18/08 2:00pm

peb319

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EmeraldSkies said:

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!




























CUTE!!



poetic 'skies' fallinluv
turkey...drool ....and stuff... drool
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #9 posted 11/18/08 6:54pm

EmeraldSkies

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peb319 said:

EmeraldSkies said:

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!




























CUTE!!



poetic 'skies' fallinluv
turkey...drool ....and stuff... drool



Well I cannot take credit for the joke or the poem,it was emailed to me,and I thought it was cute so decided to post it here for others. biggrin
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach
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Reply #10 posted 11/18/08 7:03pm

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EmeraldSkies said:

peb319 said:



























CUTE!!



poetic 'skies' fallinluv
turkey...drool ....and stuff... drool



Well I cannot take credit for the joke or the poem,it was emailed to me,and I thought it was cute so decided to post it here for others. biggrin


and when you shared it here, how did you feel typing it??
you added part of you to it. as soon as you smiled because of it



giggle
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #11 posted 11/18/08 7:27pm

EmeraldSkies

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peb319 said:

EmeraldSkies said:




Well I cannot take credit for the joke or the poem,it was emailed to me,and I thought it was cute so decided to post it here for others. biggrin


and when you shared it here, how did you feel typing it??
you added part of you to it. as soon as you smiled because of it



giggle


Copy,and Paste lol
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Reply #12 posted 11/18/08 7:48pm

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EmeraldSkies said:

peb319 said:



and when you shared it here, how did you feel typing it??
you added part of you to it. as soon as you smiled because of it



giggle


Copy,and Paste lol


...and you are STILL smiling and lol -ing



giggle
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #13 posted 11/19/08 5:32am

Shorty

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RenHoek said:

Shorty said:


Oh no! lol usually I cook for a good size crowd...this year it's just me the hub and the kids so...I can experiement on them biggrin


get a Tofurkey... it is single handedly the BEST way to totally screw up Thanksgiving... lol


idonotendorsethismessage.



oh no! I would NEVER do that. barf ugh! I want to enjoy thanksgiving too. lol
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #14 posted 11/19/08 9:54am

RenHoek

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Shorty said:

RenHoek said:



get a Tofurkey... it is single handedly the BEST way to totally screw up Thanksgiving... lol


idonotendorsethismessage.



oh no! I would NEVER do that. barf ugh! I want to enjoy thanksgiving too. lol


I was just playin'... lol and reminiscing of a time where we spent T-day with a vegan couple we know... just tryin' to reach across the meat section, so to speak...

Tofurkey = DOOM!

that's what we discovered that day... ill
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