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A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use A "Code Word" To indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, "He already wrote the letter by hand."  | |
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Okay  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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At least he didn't say his secretary had taken dictation.
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ThreadBare said: At least he didn't say his secretary had taken dictation.
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Your thread needs a little help this week. Here you go....
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us. "Always blessings, never losses......"
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Sowhat said: Your thread needs a little help this week. Here you go....
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us. Sex jokes involving kids aren't funny. Proud member of the .Org Conservative Union
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NoChances said: Sowhat said: Your thread needs a little help this week. Here you go....
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us. Sex jokes involving kids aren't funny. that ones great it's even funnier the 20th time you hear it | |
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love it! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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NoChances said: Sowhat said: Your thread needs a little help this week. Here you go....
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us. Sex jokes involving kids aren't funny. 
This joke in no way shape or form includes or even insinuates kids having or participating in sex. "Always blessings, never losses......"
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NoChances said: Sowhat said: Your thread needs a little help this week. Here you go....
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us. Sex jokes involving kids aren't funny. oh lighten up, you think people stop having sex after they have kids?? that comment is almost as funny as the joke itself One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: NoChances said: Sex jokes involving kids aren't funny. oh lighten up, you think people stop having sex after they have kids?? that comment is almost as funny as the joke itself Thank you. "Always blessings, never losses......"
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I Liked both jokes.... it ain't easy doing it week after week, but I am so glad you do 
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