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Thread started 11/17/08 2:45pm

Mars23

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Anyone Have One of These "Spa Suites" Resorts around Them?

http://www.sybaris.com/mo...fault.aspx

Mute is in the upper left BTW.

It's so nasty! They damn near rent by the hour so the jizz is still fresh when you get into your "suite". NASTY.

Rooms are rented for the afternoon and then for the evening so you can take you secretary in for "lunch" and then freak your wife later that night. At least that way you know most of the jizz is yours.
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Reply #1 posted 11/17/08 2:50pm

ZombieKitten

I'm staying in a spa suite next Friday night neutral
which isn't available by the hour, so whew I guess
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Reply #2 posted 11/17/08 2:52pm

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Cool, do they sell it bottled to take home and enjoy.. biggrin
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Reply #3 posted 11/17/08 2:52pm

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ZombieKitten said:

I'm staying in a spa suite next Friday night neutral
which isn't available by the hour, so whew I guess



Yea, I think there's a difference between an actual spa and this place. This place is built for fucking.
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Reply #4 posted 11/17/08 2:54pm

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Better still, do they take group bookings, have you seen the size of those suites.. drool
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Reply #5 posted 11/17/08 2:58pm

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Mars23 said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm staying in a spa suite next Friday night neutral
which isn't available by the hour, so whew I guess



Yea, I think there's a difference between an actual spa and this place. This place is built for fucking.


OK. The one I am going to has a king sized bed and a spa for 2, hopefully we will be boff otherwise the point of us going is completely lost. sad but it is disguised as a motel in a golf resort, so maybe that will be OK.
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Reply #6 posted 11/17/08 3:16pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

There used to be a place called WATERCOURSE WAY in Palo Alto, near where I work. We used to call it INTERCOURSE WAY.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #7 posted 11/17/08 3:22pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

There used to be a place called WATERCOURSE WAY in Palo Alto, near where I work. We used to call it INTERCOURSE WAY.

When we were in Buenos Aires, all along the freeway were love motels, only available by the hour. It wasn't even considered seedy, since most young people were expected to live at home until married, and like their parents would allow them to have a boyfriend or girlfriend sleep over eek so, you go to a love motel!
What's a 20-something Argentine to do if they score at a bar and live with their parents? In Buenos Aires, there's only one obvious solution—a "telo" ("Hotel" in Lunfardo slang). As sketchy as a rent-by-the-hour hotel may sound to the outside observer, telos are quite normal and widely accepted in Buenos Aires. Since most young people live with their parents until they're married (especially since after the economic crisis), and even married couples occasionally need some privacy from their kids, these discreet and cheap establishments are a perfect solution. In greater BsAs there are 800 such places, varying from bare bones to absolute luxury, and even themed telos in which you can choose from exciting room options like "Egyptian Fantasy" and "Space Odyssey". Here we talk to the Argentine youth about their thoughts, fantasies, and experiences in these telos and, of course, take an inside tour.
http://bravenewfilms.org/...tell-hotel
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Reply #8 posted 11/17/08 3:48pm

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sounds delightful! I especially appreciate their placement of mirrors throughout...
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