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Your Mamma ........ YO MAMMAS SO STUPID SHE TOOK AN UMBRELLA TO SEE PURPLE RAIN 
What's ure favorite/best yo mamma joke? PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Yo Mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull   PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart !  | |
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Yo momma is so desperate she's starting stupid threads on prince.org ! | |
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In 4th ( or 5th ) grade I beat the crap outta a guy for telling me ... "your mama wears combat boots" - got sent home
my dad had to explain it was a silly joke some people told to try to seem funny  | |
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your mamma is so fonky, she put on Secret...and it told on her. | |
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KatSkrizzle said: your mamma is so fonky, she put on Secret...and it told on her.
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YOur mother so old she farts ash... now lets close this up... cus y'all dont know how to play the dozens... just stop  | |
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BlueZebra said: Yo momma is so desperate she's starting stupid threads on prince.org !
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You're mother's so stupid I sold her season tickets to the Superbowl | |
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Imago said: You're mother's so stupid I sold her season tickets to the Superbowl
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You momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down. | |
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Alej said: BlueZebra said: Yo momma is so desperate she's starting stupid threads on prince.org !
That aint my mamma...thats me  and umm  my mamma is dead ya doofusPRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Yo momma so crazy she started a thread on prince.org pretending to propose to Prince. | |
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Imago said: Yo momma so crazy she started a thread on prince.org pretending to propose to Prince.
PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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Your Mamma is so fat she has to wear pillow cases for socks. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
Don't Talk About It, Be About It! | |
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Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Prince had eggs for breakfast!  | |
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oh gracious.. Momma jokes... ok these are silly ones here lol
yo momma's so fat .. NASA flies orbits around her .. yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off... folks think a truck is backing up (beep .. beep) ... | |
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KatSkrizzle said: your mamma is so fonky, she put on Secret...and it told on her.
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Your Mama is so stupid, she thought Barack Obama was a wrestler. | |
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Yo Mammas arm pits are so harry it looks like shes got Buck Wheat in a headlock  PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! | |
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chillichocaholic said: Alej said: That aint my mamma...thats me and umm my mamma is dead ya doofus
[b]CHILLI  PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! | |
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My 12 year old niece told me that whenever she asks the boys at school what they are doing, they answer "your mom". Shake it til ya make it  | |
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Your mamma is so ugly, she could trick or treat over the telephone. | |
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your momma's goofy.
your momma's real goofy | |
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JuliePurplehead said: My 12 year old niece told me that whenever she asks the boys at school what they are doing, they answer "your mom".
Dude, I used to use your mom for so much in high school, either that or deeeez nuts! | |
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