Hi!

Hey! I just read all your 1.779 posts!

I don't have a fucking clue who you are!

HamsterHuey said:

My name is Herman.
I am 37.
I got two freaking cats.
I just lied about reading your posts!
I am 6'3".
I just had lasagna.
Spangas will start in five minutes.
I am listening to ABBA's Knowing Me, Knowing You.
If that makes me gay, yer probably right, but I don't fucking care.
I am drinking milk.

What's YOUR deal?

PS, I lied in reply number two.
FunkMistress is a hussy, even though she pretends to be married.
Her lump of a husband refuses to add me as 'friend' on Facebook, so he can SOD OFF.
I just bought Season One of The Muppet Show and watched the first two episodes with American people starring I never heard of.
Tonight I will watch Little Dorritt on BBC1. I love that series.

I just burped.
I had lasagna.
It was a rather yucky burp.
This afternoon I also bought a book. It's by Naomi Novik. She writes fantasy that entertains me.

This is Alan Smith.
As you can see he is a football player.
He is a thug, says Mdiver.
Then again, Mdiver stands for Muff Diver and 'muff' stand for a, well, somthing, anyways.
What ever the Muff Diver says, I'd still go shower with Alan Smith.

My name is Mach and I a an orgaholic

By the way; 'Hello!'
How are you?
I am fine
Cuz I know that the lord is coming
Coming
Coming soon.
This is not a sexual innuendo. It's Prince. And he is confused.
But thank god he's got a vocoder and he can tell himself; "Don't be confused; there is only one lord; Jesus!"
I say, thank the fucking lord.
Prince says; "Hallelujah!" cuz he can't swear. His cult just told him so.
"Prince! You can't say motherfucker! Put a dollar in the swear-jar!"
Prince says; "Yes Larry."
The end

I am entirely side-tracked by Alan Smith's inviting nipples.

And I wanna pull on that red string.
Real HARD.

HamsterHuey said:

Hermans's listening to. .....

Joy Division// Valgeir Sigurðsson// The Knife// Ellen Allen & Apparat//Miles Davis// Chet Baker// Prince (in the 80's. mostly)// Billie Holiday// Ella Fitzgerald// Kay Starr// Dinah Shore// Nina Simone// Maison Kitsuné// Al Green// Bill Withers// Sam Cooke// QOTSA// Björk// Radiohead// Tori Amos// Kate Bush// The Cure// Me'Shell NdegéOcello// Jenny Lewis// The Watson Twins// 60's soul// 20's jazz// 80's goldie oldies// 70's rock// 90's dance// 40's easy listening//

Reading.....

John Irving// Jonathan Carrol// Roddy Doyle// Natsua Kirino// Garth Nix// Chuck Palahniuk// Douglas Coupland// Thea Beckman// Jon Courtenay Grimwood// Tonke Dragt//
Consuming The Gum Thief (Coupland), Real World (Kirino) and some books on court in the 17th century. And a Naomi Novik spree. Just fun.

Mags.....

Empire// Flaunt// Entertainment Weekly// Interview// Lodown// W// Bright (Dutch)// Frame//

Watching.....

Little Dorrit// Heroes// Samantha Who?// The Antiques Roadshow// Larkrise To Candleford// Cranford// The Closer// Medium// Jonathan Ross// Grey's Anatomy// Have I Got News For You// Never Mind The Buzzcocks (Simon Amstell rocks)// True Blood

Gently disliking.....

Amsterdam parakeets making a racket// too much milk or-and too little foam in cappucino's// nosy ‘n noisy neighbours// grumpy service at cafe's//

Fond of.....

Double espresso's// well trained dogs// www.last.fm // making mixtapes for friends// stripey socks// photography// books and music, obviouly// taking the train to Groningen, staring at the cows, temple pressed against the glass, immersed in The Knife, Ellen Allien & Apparat and Radiohead on the pod// browsing bookstores// secondhand books n vinyl// black n white photography// portraits// www.shorpy.com//

Mach said:

What? You never wanted to pinch a men's nipples?

Hi, my name's Kiren

At the moment I'm thinking that Herman's had too much caffeine.

rasplicious said:

I haven't had coffee since monday.

HamsterHuey said:

Daily I do


I wanted to pull the red string HARD too

HamsterHuey said:

so that explains it... get that man some coffee STAT!!

RenHoek said:

I can have one cuppa per week.

HamsterHuey said:

that's just all kinds of wrong...

If I were restricted like that, I think I'd cut myself...

RenHoek said:

It gets me better faster, that's all.

HamsterHuey said:

Oh... well in that case, abstain, abstain, abstain!!

We all want a healthy Hamster...

When are you going to post your pic?

HamsterHuey said:

I am a married hussy, and my hussitude is limited to my hussiband.

FunkMistress said:

And I don't think he even has a Facebook profile!

FunkMistress said:

Then who the fuck is Fire Hazard in Karen's friends list?

HamsterHuey said:

Me, ass.

Hazard was my maiden name; I just used Fire as my first name because I felt like it. And I'm never on it, so I haven't changed the name or looked at friend requests in a long time.



Ass.

FunkMistress said:

ACCEPT ME!

Bitch.