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Egyptian Hulk with the strength of 30000 men This guy:(claims he) - has the strength of 30000 men, or 260 horsepowers - has a sexdrive so large that he needs four wives to be satisfied, and does it 15 times a day - never sleeps, ever - lifts trucks, pulls trains, bends coins with his eyesockets - never shakes hands because the hand he shakes will be crushed - can't work, because he sometimes gets energy surges and loses all control - drinks melted butter and eats raw mutton RIP 1958-2016 Prince  RIP 1947-2016 David Bowie
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I bet he can shoot milk up to 50ft with his super titties.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: I bet he can shoot milk up to 50ft...
... with his super titties.
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He hasn't slept... ever?
Is this real? | |
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Aaaahhh,
So THAT'S how they built the pyramids! I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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FakeASSHell.  | |
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- never sleeps, ever
Yeah, so what happened to the whole dying thing if you don't sleep? Calling bullshit on this one, dude just wants lots of women  | |
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purplesweat said: dude just wants lots of women
and this is how you go about it, take notes boys  | |
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If He Cant Shake Hands How Can He Kiss His Wives He Might Tear Their Lips Off | |
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Him and Uri Geller would get on brilliantly...Both from the same school of bullshit Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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ImAKawak said: If He Cant Shake Hands How Can He Kiss His Wives He Might Tear Their Lips Off
Gives new meaning to "He broke my back last night!" | |
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NMusiqNSoul said: FakeASSHell.
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