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Turkey Time! A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?' The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!' The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?' The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!' May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs!  Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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 that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem! 
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice? "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem!
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice? I swear by Alton Brown... his brine is the brineiest! 
\/ \/ \/ for the bird \/ \/ \/ http://www.foodnetwork.co...index.html \/ \/ \/ go here to see the rest of his stuff, his recipes are extraordinary! \/ \/ \/ http://www.goodeatsfanpag.../index.htm A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Shorty said: that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem!
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice? I have zero advice though ... A friend of mine did this a few yrs ago ( perhaps she needed GOOD advice too ) most of the turkey went to the dogs  | |
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RenHoek said: Shorty said: that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem!
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice? I swear by Alton Brown... his brine is the brineiest!
\/ \/ \/ for the bird \/ \/ \/ http://www.foodnetwork.co...index.html \/ \/ \/ go here to see the rest of his stuff, his recipes are extraordinary! \/ \/ \/ http://www.goodeatsfanpag.../index.htm I love Alton! thanx I'll have to check his out. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Mach said: Shorty said: that was pretty cute! the joke and the lil poem!
I'm gonna brine my turkey this year....never done that before, anyone have any turkey brining advice? I have zero advice though ... A friend of mine did this a few yrs ago ( perhaps she needed GOOD advice too ) most of the turkey went to the dogs Oh no! usually I cook for a good size crowd...this year it's just me the hub and the kids so...I can experiement on them  "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Here we go again....you got me all excited .....again. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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Shorty said: Mach said: I have zero advice though ... A friend of mine did this a few yrs ago ( perhaps she needed GOOD advice too ) most of the turkey went to the dogs Oh no! usually I cook for a good size crowd...this year it's just me the hub and the kids so...I can experiement on them get a Tofurkey... it is single handedly the BEST way to totally screw up Thanksgiving...
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EmeraldSkies said: A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?' The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!' The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?' The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!' May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs!
CUTE!! 
poetic 'skies' 
turkey...  ....and stuff...  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
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peb319 said: EmeraldSkies said: A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?' The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!' The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?' The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!' May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs!
CUTE!!
poetic 'skies'
turkey... ....and stuff... Well I cannot take credit for the joke or the poem,it was emailed to me,and I thought it was cute so decided to post it here for others. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: peb319 said:
CUTE!!
poetic 'skies'
turkey... ....and stuff... Well I cannot take credit for the joke or the poem,it was emailed to me,and I thought it was cute so decided to post it here for others. and when you shared it here, how did you feel typing it?? you added part of you to it. as soon as you smiled because of it  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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peb319 said: EmeraldSkies said: Well I cannot take credit for the joke or the poem,it was emailed to me,and I thought it was cute so decided to post it here for others. and when you shared it here, how did you feel typing it?? you added part of you to it. as soon as you smiled because of it Copy,and Paste Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: peb319 said: and when you shared it here, how did you feel typing it?? you added part of you to it. as soon as you smiled because of it Copy,and Paste ...and you are STILL smiling and -ing
'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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RenHoek said: Shorty said: Oh no! usually I cook for a good size crowd...this year it's just me the hub and the kids so...I can experiement on them get a Tofurkey... it is single handedly the BEST way to totally screw up Thanksgiving...
idonotendorsethismessage. oh no! I would NEVER do that.  ugh! I want to enjoy thanksgiving too. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: RenHoek said: get a Tofurkey... it is single handedly the BEST way to totally screw up Thanksgiving...
idonotendorsethismessage. oh no! I would NEVER do that. ugh! I want to enjoy thanksgiving too. I was just playin'... and reminiscing of a time where we spent T-day with a vegan couple we know... just tryin' to reach across the meat section, so to speak...
Tofurkey = DOOM! that's what we discovered that day...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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