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PrintableJerseyKRS said: FunkMistress said: Put it all together and you get a hobo politician who wants to give you his sock batter.  mix in a little "pussy sucks" and "pig" and now we're talking.  OHHHH, pussy sucks pig and i don't care   | |
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Anxiety said: FunkMistress said: I don't know what that is. But my brother and I used to play a game called Sockball. We would roll up pairs of (CLEAN) socks to make balls, and then take one long tube sock and fill it full of sock balls to make a bat. Then we would take turns pitching the sock balls to the sock batter. This is totally true, and probably the first time I've told that story. the first thing i saw in this post was "sock batter", and it made me think of a big pot full of socks and dough.  really? you have a very un-filthy mind. | |
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Anxiety said: JerseyKRS said: mix in a little "pussy sucks" and "pig" and now we're talking. OHHHH, pussy sucks pig and i don't care You are SO one of a kind.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Fauxie said: You guys are a perfect, filthy match.
 You have no idea. :LOVE: The Normal Whores Club | |
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errant said: Anxiety said: the first thing i saw in this post was "sock batter", and it made me think of a big pot full of socks and dough. really? you have a very un-filthy mind. you have no idea what i'd do with a pot full of socks and dough.  | |
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FunkMistress said: Fauxie said: You guys are a perfect, filthy match.
You have no idea. :LOVE: You sound like my wife.
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 to the thread... love the pic and all the weddings photos. ( Especially those with the kids ) Such a beautiful family! | |
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Anxiety said: errant said: really? you have a very un-filthy mind. you have no idea what i'd do with a pot full of socks and dough. something very yeasty | |
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FunkMistress said: HamsterHuey said: It would be better if that beer would have been spilt all over the front, making her all sticky. And wet.  The photographer was unavailable to shoot that portion of the evening, as his services were required in other areas. I am very disappointed in the fact the photographer did not shoot more pics of the hot guy behind you. The fucker. |
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FunkMistress said: JerseyKRS said: mix in a little "pussy sucks" and "pig" and now we're talking. That pig would suck a politician's sock batter out of a hobo's pussy!  Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy.  | |
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HamsterHuey said: FunkMistress said: The photographer was unavailable to shoot that portion of the evening, as his services were required in other areas. I am very disappointed in the fact the photographer did not shoot more pics of the hot guy behind you. The fucker. come to florida and we'll take you to see him do acrobatics and stuff like that. | |
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JerseyKRS said: HamsterHuey said: I am very disappointed in the fact the photographer did not shoot more pics of the hot guy behind you. The fucker. come to florida and we'll take you to see him do acrobatics and stuff like that. When he and I will do acrobatics, I do not want you around, thank you. Does he do acrobatics with a cap on and a beer in his hand? Impressive! |
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Zelaira said; OMG for real! Serious, I love those moments! I cannot get enough of them! I have PLENTY of princey moments! He sure made enuf horny FUCK music! Me and my bf like to get it ONNNNN! We had so many moments while listening to Prince music. I must say, if you gonna pound on Prince music, you better not play poompoom. That is waaaaay to fast and you know the bf always moves his hips on the beat! Hawwwt mothafucka he! Oooo! Just yesterday we were grinding to hot thang and for sure, he goes at it AGAIN, girlfriend! On da BEAT. You know when da beat goes doongdoongdoong? He just moves his hips to THAT. Maaaaan, my pussy was so fried afterwards! I could hardly WALK. Thank god I was on the couch, so I just grabbed the remote and watched some Oprah. But DANG! That pricne music is on FIRE! Fuckfuckfcuk! I cant get enuf, ya know? I feel like playing feel u UP right now. Hot in here! WOOHOOOOO Also. ever since Princey got Jehova, I got this thing for Jehova's and mormons? Dem guys that ring your door bell? Well they can ring MY bell ANY time. I just drag them inside when the bf is at work and play housequake to them andd thell themn; I gona make THis house here shake and quake. and then it DOES! the,m boys are GOOD at what they do! I got so many pricne moments and Imma goanna share them ALL! Just wait til I tell you what the bf and I did when we were at his grandmom's house and they played kiss on the radio? Dayum, we had to run to the bathroom to get some kiss tright then and right there. Poompoomp! For real! |
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HamsterHuey said: Zelaira said;
OMG for real! Serious, I love those moments! I cannot get enough of them! I have PLENTY of princey moments! He sure made enuf horny FUCK music! Me and my bf like to get it ONNNNN! We had so many moments while listening to Prince music. I must say, if you gonna pound on Prince music, you better not play poompoom. That is waaaaay to fast and you know the bf always moves his hips on the beat! Hawwwt mothafucka he! Oooo! Just yesterday we were grinding to hot thang and for sure, he goes at it AGAIN, girlfriend! On da BEAT. You know when da beat goes doongdoongdoong? He just moves his hips to THAT. Maaaaan, my pussy was so fried afterwards! I could hardly WALK. Thank god I was on the couch, so I just grabbed the remote and watched some Oprah. But DANG! That pricne music is on FIRE! Fuckfuckfcuk! I cant get enuf, ya know? I feel like playing feel u UP right now. Hot in here! WOOHOOOOO Also. ever since Princey got Jehova, I got this thing for Jehova's and mormons? Dem guys that ring your door bell? Well they can ring MY bell ANY time. I just drag them inside when the bf is at work and play housequake to them andd thell themn; I gona make THis house here shake and quake. and then it DOES! the,m boys are GOOD at what they do! I got so many pricne moments and Imma goanna share them ALL! Just wait til I tell you what the bf and I did when we were at his grandmom's house and they played kiss on the radio? Dayum, we had to run to the bathroom to get some kiss tright then and right there. Poompoomp! For real! oh my god, if zel really came back to the org and posted, i would weep golden tears of joy. | |
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Anxiety said: HamsterHuey said: Zelaira said;
For real! oh my god, if zel really came back to the org and posted, i would weep golden tears of joy. I miss her too. |
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FunkMistress said: Anxiety said: ps, this thread is the equivalent of mailbox baseball in the course of imago's ongoing reign of terror. i know you know this. i'm just saying.
I don't know what that is. But my brother and I used to play a game called Sockball. We would roll up pairs of (CLEAN) socks to make balls, and then take one long tube sock and fill it full of sock balls to make a bat. Then we would take turns pitching the sock balls to the sock batter. This is totally true, and probably the first time I've told that story. That's because you're DRUNK!  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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FunkMistress said: Anxiety said: the first thing i saw in this post was "sock batter", and it made me think of a big pot full of socks and dough.
bonus: another interesting word combo i encountered today was "hobo politics". Put it all together and you get a hobo politician who wants to give you his sock batter. That made my head hurt...a little! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: JerseyKRS said: mix in a little "pussy sucks" and "pig" and now we're talking. OHHHH, pussy sucks pig and i don't care  Great, now I have a song of it going through my head. | |
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