I went to the McDs drive thru to get me a BLT bagel and milk. The woman asked if I was using debit (and I had no cash on me) and I told her I was. She was trying to get the debit machine thingy to work. While she was fiddling with it she said "never mind I'll take care of it, go ahead to the next window". I was like and I said thank you

Just minutes earlier I was listening to the radio talk show hosts going on about people who do good deed such as paying for someones groceries and stuff without them knowing as a good deed thing. Makes one feel good they said.

Now I have to return that good deed on someone whether it's to pay for someones coffee or whatever and they will be like who the hell paid for my stuff thing

I do good deeds for others all the time. I should have a lotto check showing up any day now

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You and I both brotha - you and I both ...

Mach said:

I hope they don't deduct for the kitty thing

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

They may add due to the fact that you may have been the kindest thing kitty ever knew

Mach said:

I suppose good deeds die if you brag about them.

I love doing good deeds!!!

I was picking up cigarettes at the night shop and behind me was a drunk. When I went out, I opened up my packet and looked through the window. The guy was buying a bottle of Vodka. He was drunk beyond belief, taking 5 minutes to pick up his change from the counter. I slowly walked away and when he passed me, I made him trip, breaking his bottle.


Yes, I do good deeds. But they may hurt.