Alive or "diseased"?!? LMFAO.

I quit watching Star Wars after the third movie. What did I miss?

Also, I never saw or read "Lord of the Rings". Can you summarize those books/movies for me in a paragraph?

Thanks.

Imago said:

WRONG!

You can't even tell the story RIGHT. Just half of the twins went to the parents, that weren't even his parents, but his adoptive step-brother and his wife.

The other half of the twin went to, ermmm, Val's somethings-somethings.

abierman said:

OK.... Think of it this way Aksel.

Let's say you have two people: Phil and Val, hypothetically speaking.

Phil meets some guy...we'll name him..oh I don't know... Ariel.
Ariel is a nice enough guy on the surface, but on the inside he's hell bent on the destruction of all Alpha Males on the Internet.

Ariel is filled with Canadian rage from years of living in Cold weather and having nothing to do but chop wood and dog sledding , or whatever the hell they do up there. His rage rubs off and has an effect on this guy name Phil, who was never really that smart in the first place.

So one day Phil just snaps. He kills all his neighbors! So his poor wife, Val, who is pregnant with twins must hide from Phil.

She gives birth to the twins after Phil has a very unfortunate accident with a botox treatment that leaves his face permanently disfigured. After giving birth, she immediately packs her bags and moves to Thailand, but leaves the twins with Phil's parents.

Phil finally meets his son 20 years later, and his son finally turns Phil away from his life of crime by allowing Phil to reach down into his 'inner child' and forgive his cosmetic surgeon , who accepts the apology and offers him free breast reduction surgery in compensation.

HOWEVER, why didn't Phil, that big breasted dumbfuck ever think of visiting his parents? Asking them if they knew where the twins were? It makes no sense!




NOTE: The names used here are strictly fictional and any similarities to orgers alive or diseased is strictly coincidental.

jump together on a bed.....and something with rings.

Alive or "diseased"?!? LMFAO.

I quit watching Star Wars after the third movie. What did I miss?

Also, I never saw or read "Lord of the Rings". Can you summarize those books/movies for me in a paragraph?

Thanks.

RodeoSchro said:

In the first movie everybody runs from their village.
In the second movie everybody runs away from the Dark lord.
In the third movie everybody runs to some volcano.

In all 3 movies, Liv Tyler doesn't show enough skin.

Imago said:

you are a genius, an absolute genius. You're talent shouldn't be wasted on this website. :

Imago said:

Thanks, Dan. If Liv Tyler isn't showing any skin, then screw it. Those movies couldn't have been very good.

RodeoSchro said:

three midgets running through the woods denying that they are gay, then meeting both gay elfs and mean monsters, then Schmeagel comes and outs Frodo, Frodo is the only gay hobbit out of the closet and chases the other three through the woods (one is Charly from 'Lost').....Gandalf says gay is cool.....in the end all hobbits are admittedly gay and jump together on a bed.....and something with rings.


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How the fuck:
1) did he not EVER once go back there , and stumble upon his children?

Imago said:

According to "The Rise of Darth Vader", Vader avoided Tattooine, for fear of reawakening Anakin and bringing back all those painful memories.

If you get a chance, check out that novel - it's very good.

Imago said:

According to "The Rise of Darth Vader", Vader avoided Tattooine, for fear of reawakening Anakin and bringing back all those painful memories.

If you get a chance, check out that novel - it's very good.

uPtoWnNY said:

one post killed your thread.

Imago said:

According to "The Rise of Darth Vader", Vader avoided Tattooine, for fear of reawakening Anakin and bringing back all those painful memories.

If you get a chance, check out that novel - it's very good.

JerseyKRS said:

Let me see if I can resurrect it.

Is there any movie where Liv Tyler DID show some skin?

JerseyKRS said:

Let me see if I can resurrect it.

Is there any movie where Liv Tyler DID show some skin?

uPtoWnNY said:

You just killed my thread!

uPtoWnNY said:

one post killed your thread.

JerseyKRS said:

Let me see if I can resurrect it.

Is there any movie where Liv Tyler DID show some skin?

JerseyKRS said:

I didn't want this to get personal , but:

The iPod and the Nintendo DS killed both your beloved Sony products!

RodeoSchro said:

I dunno about you....and this is some weird shit.....even with the ears in LOTR....i would still knock the back out of her. (If i wasn't married obviously)

Imago said:

so, can you translate that into Phil's case???

abierman said:

Yes, Phil lived his life in Cyberspace terrorizing everybody at Prince fansites, especially in their Politics and Religion forums , avoiding going back to London, so as not to awaken the old "Phil"

He went by the moniker: Muff nVader

Imago said:

Did some of that this morning
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mdiver said:

how's the botox going today??

Imago said:

Did some of that this morning
[Edited 11/7/08 7:15am]

abierman said:

Good. Thinking of getting my ass done

Imago said:

you shit!!

are you in Florida yet?