Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror * make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and
scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo
sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.

Sowhat said:

I just got out of the shower,nearly a full house

mdiver said:

Hey, I've seen this before! Here's the video version

http://www.videojug.com/f...vs-women-2

JessieJ said:

Damn it...we have a new "internet usage policy" at work and this video is blocked

Sowhat said:

I read that as "internet sausage policy"
appropriate if the woowoo shaking weenie is in that clip

ZombieKitten said:

This is awesome.

It's true somwhat. I don't do everything that it says women do. I wish I did have more time to take a leisurely shower. It's nice and peaceful in there. I'm usually in too much of a hurry though.

The man stuff is dead on though from my experience.

hokie said:

Woo-woo!

Sowhat said:

I know I'm gonna cop an eyeful when I hear "hey! get a load of this" after he showers

ZombieKitten said:

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[Edited 11/6/08 15:46pm]

... that's exactly how I wash my hair

Sowhat said:

trifling lol

Sowhat said:

why does this make me think of althom

.....43 added vitamins . x a thousand..... x a billion.
[Edited 11/6/08 18:41pm]

Great thread and x's o who the hell cares its funnnnnyyyyy

myfavorite said:

mine comes close to it...

Sowhat said:

My SOB is awesome I know

ZombieKitten said:

I mean SO

Flowers2 said:

at first i was like, yeah,ok. it didn't click for me until i realized the difference in the gender then i was like..laughing out of tragedy more than anything.

myfavorite said:

I have all kinds of extracts in my shampoo.. coconut, lime, aloe, sage extracts.. etc .. it's alot

I like mostly all the "smell goods."

Well I'm man until I get into the shower.

drama for soap??? ....dayum

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you come across me taking a shower, just remember this:

It's MY dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

Sowhat said:

Wow, what a great laugh. Priceless.

RodeoSchro said:

.....go play!!!