I drove and stopped off at a local grocery to pick up some margarine for my buns. I had chilli cooking in my crock pot slow cooker all day.

So I go to the till and the margarine costs $1.97. No problem …….. I bring out my debit card to pay for it. The cashier is maybe in her 60’s I assume, she then took my debit card. And then I dunno but she just stood there and I waited for her to slide my debit card through, and I waited and she said not a word like she was frozen. Then she started backing away from the till for a bit and then she backed into the next till behind her while still holding my debit card in her hand. She started to almost started scrunching my debit card.

I said to the guy who was bagging the groceries. Umm will I be able to pay for this or do I get it free? Is there a problem?? He was looking confused because of what was going on. And we even asked her if she was ok, I thought she was having a medical issue at one point. She never spoke a word if she was okay to me or the grocery bag guy.

The customer next in line to me was even confused not knowing what the hell was going on. They were all wtf is going on with the cashier??? I told the grocery bagging guy to run my debit card through so I could pay, which he did. Then I paid. As I walked away to make my way out the grocery store the grocery bagger guy stopped me and apologized and he also had no idea why she became like that. I said I don’t know either or maybe she has a medical issue and maybe you should let the manager know. Poor guy.

It was so weird.

sounds like you've encountered the 5th dimension

horatio said:

that would have freaked me out.

Very weird Luv.

Wonder if she had a seizure.


Margarine for your buns....


That made me

Nothinbutjoy said:

I hope she was not having a medical issue.

for my buns?? joy

i was thinking she may have had a seizure too

Margarine? Yuck!

sammij said:

or a stroke or heart attack or something

luv4u said:

Is that a new way of saying "I went to the pharmacy to get some lube for my ass"?

ArielB said:

Get your mind out of the gutter

ahh ..Luv .. you were getting 'the butter for your muffins' eh? lol .. yeah, that was a strange experience.. she may have been ill

ZombieKitten said:

I doubt it was because it was her first debit card sale! Call an ambulance!

Whoa! That's trippy! AND scary. I hope she is ok. I hope that she didn't see your name on a most wanted list. I just had a scary thought... what if you have the same name as a lost loved one? Damn... either way, it's all Twilight Zoney.

On a lighter note, mmmm... buttered buns.

Maybe You Have The Same Name As Her Long Lost Daughter She Put Up For Adoption

I would've asked her what was wrong.

Moonstar319 said:

or maybe she didnt like that she was getting margarine instead of butter. you know like mommy dearests or prince mommy? A WIRE HANNNNGGERR

Nothinbutjoy said:

chilli cooking in my crock pot

That sounds nastay also. Esp cuz I first read crack pot. And esp esp cuz I do not have an idea what a crock pot is.

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

It's a slow cooker, hun

purplesweat said:

It does sound like she wasn't well. I hope they got her some help.

That would've freaked me out.

Who the fuck buys margarine??

FunkMistress said:

Good question.

Maybe she saw your soul

Maybe she was confused because ``the label says Parkay, but the flavor says butter.''

that is weird, I hope she wasn't having a seizure or an Alzheimer moment.

dannyd5050 said:

If I bought a tub of margarine and it started saying "butter" to me, I'd have a seizure, too.

TMPletz said:

Exactly!

FunkMistress said: