Football is boring. Ghey is better.

What's the point of watching football anyway? It's a bunch of hot, sweaty men running around with stuff swinging in their pants and getting you all worked up, and then - interrupted intercourse - you don't even get to the climax of seeing them fool around in the showers afterwards.

He's friggin Hiding!!!

scififilmnerd said:

And no Fauxie...

Had to come sooner or later. I had a bad feeling about the game, to be honest. We'd played well in some games and pretty badly in others. Felt a little lucky to be unbeaten and top of the table. Still, after the goal we were in control and really should've taken one of several chances to go two up. Despite Spurs' penchant for late goals I think it would've been all over at that point. As it was we stopped playing and game the initiative away and fair play to Spurs for building up a head of steam, getting level, and then winning it.

Shouldn't have taken Keane off, and should've kept pushing more in the second half. Think we need Torres back and soon.

Why can't Carra score his own goals at less important times?

I said AND NO FAUXIIE!

HamsterHuey said:

Fauxie said:

So then twice in less than 4 weeks.....the mighty Spurs stuffing it to the league leaders.

Best chant of the night "Are you watching Robbie Keane?"

Best thread ever, it reads like a good book!! You two checking to see who's got the bigger , the pics of poor, unsuspecting ball players, all the ghey banter...

priceless!

RenHoek said:

Yeah, but now you're here; you've won.

Back to one or the other sport;

If you're wondering; Iam the cause;

This has to be the gayest thread i have ever started

mdiver said:

You're welcome!

Wow.

Alan Smith.

Assume The Position;

"This is what I will give you tonight, Cloudbuster!" Alan Smith says.

HamsterHuey said:

That dude is a thug, as well as a shit footballer

Lawd, Alan Smith has got all the proper Neanderthal genes that get me knickers in a twist, damnit.

"Imago gives me migraine", says Alan Smith.

mdiver said:

That's how we like 'm. So it's justice he is going to end up nekkid and ass-up, begging for more?

Once again, Chelsea will reign supreme, bugger off to relegation Hot Spur, Liverpool not even worth mentioning!!

karmatornado said:

Who rattled your cage new breed?

mdiver said:

No one, I just miss the old footy arguments! lol good to see you this fine day sir!

karmatornado said:

hehehehe good to see you bro and i hope this day finds you happy and at peace