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Printablesermwanderer said: Just to let you all know thanks to wireless I'm posting this message from the shitter.
And I was drinking guinness last night. Oooft!!!! Fizzy gravy  | |
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mdiver said: sermwanderer said: Just to let you all know thanks to wireless I'm posting this message from the shitter.
And I was drinking guinness last night. Oooft!!!! Fizzy gravy Have I got the webcam set up? Fuck! “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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sermwanderer said: mdiver said: Fizzy gravy Have I got the webcam set up? Fuck!  | |
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I can't fit in the toilet, besides that, the water is cold.
I don't think I would like it. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Get in, do my business, and get out. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Uh. . . if you're spending that much time in the bathroom, you should probably increase your fiber intake. Srsly. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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tackam said: Uh. . . if you're spending that much time in the bathroom, you should probably increase your fiber intake. Srsly.
I'm thinking of cutting fibre out completely! “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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my father use to read all of his books in the toilet. it's not my thing, let me get in and get out end of story. | |
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sermwanderer said: tackam said: Uh. . . if you're spending that much time in the bathroom, you should probably increase your fiber intake. Srsly.
I'm thinking of cutting fibre out completely! | |
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sermwanderer said: Or John as I believe its called in the USA
I feel reading in the toilet is one the greatest things you can do. Nothing beats baking one for a few hours then getting a few chapters of Das Kapital in Anyone agree? I've done it all my life. Well at least since 11 or 12. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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CarrieMpls said: I don't understand this at all. At ALL! There are much, much more comfortable places to sit or even recline if I'm doing some reading. I don't get how people spend hours in there.
Now, reading in the bathtub is divine. No, reading in the tub end up with wet reading materials. That's why I don't like baths. you get everything wet trying to heat the water. I rarely do baths. Just showers. But yes I am in the bathroom long enough to read. Magazine, newspaper, few pages in a book. I read pretty fast. When I've been in relationships there were always at least two bathrooms so I wasn't holding anybody up. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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CarrieMpls said: errant said: You don't find taking a crap divine? Aside from sex and eating, this is one of life's most intense pleasures. 
No, I don't find it divine. It's a necessary part of being a human being and that is all. If I could eliminate it altogether, I would. Co-sign I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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There's nothing quite like shifting the colon while reading the Daily Mail...anyone imagined they're being interviewed while on the can?  It's quite a relaxing experience...hehe | |
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SUPRMAN said: CarrieMpls said: I don't understand this at all. At ALL! There are much, much more comfortable places to sit or even recline if I'm doing some reading. I don't get how people spend hours in there.
Now, reading in the bathtub is divine. No, reading in the tub end up with wet reading materials. That's why I don't like baths. you get everything wet trying to heat the water. I rarely do baths. Just showers. But yes I am in the bathroom long enough to read. Magazine, newspaper, few pages in a book. I read pretty fast. When I've been in relationships there were always at least two bathrooms so I wasn't holding anybody up. I lay my book on the floor next to the tub under a towel till it's full and I'm set, then I dry my hands on the towel and I'm ready for the book. It's not that difficult.
I only take baths once a month or so. I shower every morning, baths are for relaxation, not cleanliness. |
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errant said: CarrieMpls said: I don't understand this at all. At ALL! There are much, much more comfortable places to sit or even recline if I'm doing some reading. I don't get how people spend hours in there.
Now, reading in the bathtub is divine. You don't find taking a crap divine? Aside from sex and eating, this is one of life's most intense pleasures. didn't see this earlier but I happen to agree... reminds me of the bit Robin Williams did in "The Fisher King"... awesome movie, awesome deuce sentiment! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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what I find odd is male visitors to our home, who ask if we have any reading materials, then head off to the loo.
I really don't need to know they are gonna be laying a cable, thanks! | |
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It's like this every time...
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CarrieMpls said: errant said: You don't find taking a crap divine? Aside from sex and eating, this is one of life's most intense pleasures.
No, I don't find it divine. It's a necessary part of being a human being and that is all. If I could eliminate it altogether, I would. so you'd eliminate elimination?  | |
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I keep all my mags in the bathroom so I can be entertained while dumping   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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