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My daughter just dissed me in her sleep!! My wife is away on business, so this week has been a daddy-daughter week. I took my 7-year-old trick-or-treating tonight and she CLEANED UP! Got so much candy that she could barely carry her bag. I offered several times to carry it for her, but she assured me she could handle it. We had a great time, and she said it was her best Halloween ever! 
So here we are back home. She's lying next to me. (She likes to sleep in our room when either I or her mom is out of town.) She's been all peaceful and what not for hours, then suddenly in her sleep, she lets loose clear as day: "I still don't trust my father with my candy. He's going to eat it when I'm not looking." 
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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: My wife is away on business, so this week has been a daddy-daughter week. I took my 7-year-old trick-or-treating tonight and she CLEANED UP! Got so much candy that she could barely carry her bag. I offered several times to carry it for her, but she assured me she could handle it. We had a great time, and she said it was her best Halloween ever!
So here we are back home. She's lying next to me. (She likes to sleep in our room when either I or her mom is out of town.) She's been all peaceful and what not for hours, then suddenly in her sleep, she lets loose clear as day: "I still don't trust my father with my candy. He's going to eat it when I'm not looking."
 God I love kids PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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The painful part is she's not too far off. Now I'm gonna have such guilt!  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: The painful part is she's not too far off. Now I'm gonna have such guilt!
 that just makes it all the more funnier She read u like a book. I bet she tries to hide it PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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That's too cute. She got you pegged... even in her sleep!
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Lammastide said: The painful part is she's not too far off. Now I'm gonna have such guilt!
I was just going to ask if she was right!
Even the kids at the Harbor say it about the staff (true there too) but I've never heard it in their sleep. How did she dress up? Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. --Kahlil Gibran | |
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MoonSongs said: Lammastide said: The painful part is she's not too far off. Now I'm gonna have such guilt!
I was just going to ask if she was right!
Even the kids at the Harbor say it about the staff (true there too) but I've never heard it in their sleep. How did she dress up? She had a full-body black-and-white cat outfit, face out, but I painted her nose black. I thought it was really cute.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: The painful part is she's not too far off. Now I'm gonna have such guilt!
You know, and she knows it...but Daddy, she still had fun  | |
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lemondrop said: Lammastide said: The painful part is she's not too far off. Now I'm gonna have such guilt!
You know, and she knows it...but Daddy, she still had fun Yep. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: lemondrop said: You know, and she knows it...but Daddy, she still had fun Yep. | |
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Lammastide said: My wife is away on business, so this week has been a daddy-daughter week. I took my 7-year-old trick-or-treating tonight and she CLEANED UP! Got so much candy that she could barely carry her bag. I offered several times to carry it for her, but she assured me she could handle it. We had a great time, and she said it was her best Halloween ever!
So here we are back home. She's lying next to me. (She likes to sleep in our room when either I or her mom is out of town.) She's been all peaceful and what not for hours, then suddenly in her sleep, she lets loose clear as day: "I still don't trust my father with my candy. He's going to eat it when I'm not looking."
I'd love to see her. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Lammastide said: My wife is away on business, so this week has been a daddy-daughter week. I took my 7-year-old trick-or-treating tonight and she CLEANED UP! Got so much candy that she could barely carry her bag. I offered several times to carry it for her, but she assured me she could handle it. We had a great time, and she said it was her best Halloween ever!
So here we are back home. She's lying next to me. (She likes to sleep in our room when either I or her mom is out of town.) She's been all peaceful and what not for hours, then suddenly in her sleep, she lets loose clear as day: "I still don't trust my father with my candy. He's going to eat it when I'm not looking."
I'd love to see her.I'll try to find a pic. I think I owe you one anyway. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: MoonSongs said: I was just going to ask if she was right!
Even the kids at the Harbor say it about the staff (true there too) but I've never heard it in their sleep. How did she dress up? She had a full-body black-and-white cat outfit, face out, but I painted her nose black. I thought it was really cute. How cute ~ I hope your weather was as gorgeous there as it was here ~ in the 60's F. A perfect night. Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. --Kahlil Gibran | |
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that's to cute | |
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That's hilarious! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Lammastide said: She's been all peaceful and what not for hours, then suddenly in her sleep, she lets loose clear as day: "I still don't trust my father with my candy. He's going to eat it when I'm not looking."
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Dad is busted even while asleepSmurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
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yo daughter is amessing  | |
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my son talks alot in his sleep...and he says some funny stuff all the time! | |
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omg, that's awesome. |
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Candy thief.
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Too funny! So, did you pick out all the good stuff?  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Too funny!
So, did you pick out all the good stuff? Chips, Sweet Tarts, Starbursts, etc., she can have. But let's just say I don't believe little kids should eat too much chocolate.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: noimageatall said: Too funny!
So, did you pick out all the good stuff? Chips, Sweet Tarts, Starbursts, etc., she can have. But let's just say I don't believe little kids should eat too much chocolate. I knew it!! But not from experience... I've known other parents who do this treacherous thing!"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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