I miss mdiver, wherever he is


Phil could create his own thread like this if he wanted

Only, he'd have to add a comma. The thread title could say:

I, Miss mdiver.

Imago said:

Oh snap!

Wherever Val is, I miss her too

It's like when they leave for good, those two REALLY leave for good

Fuck you Dan! Whoever this Dan character is.

mdiver said:

yeah, the org is.....

abierman said:

Go hang by your hands from a pole to stretch your back out

MrsMdiver said:

OMG it's Val and Phil

Statuesqque said:

Statuesqque said:

Hey beautiful! How are you?

mdiver said:

oh, stop it

MrsMdiver said:

Heyyyy I'm doing good, you know SSDD


I've missed you guys around here

mdiver said:

fuck it, did that.....shit! I'll just pop a pill or two tomorrow morning, ibu profen 400 should do the trick against the pain....and maybe it will keep my cool on course as well.....

abierman said:

Take 4.....should do the trick

mdiver said:

if I take 4, I'd be happy with a 50 metres drive..... , passing out after 4 holes!

abierman said:

I didn't say it would improve your performance dude

mdiver said:

I hate you, I always have.....also, without you here, Dan would start less stupid threads.....so, go away again!!

Imago said:

Talk long enough about Mdiver and Imago's grammar gets all perfected an' shite... coinkydink?... i think not...

abierman said:

Whenever you get like this, I always picture you swinging a purse and snapping your fingers.

Imago said:

abierman said:

Have you swung a club? It might help loosen it....seriously

Imago said:

Anything to turn you on, boo.....come here

mdiver said:

yeah, I have. The course I'm playing is about 1.5 hours drive away from Amsterdam, start-time is noon. I plan on having an hour at the driving range before that. I'll be okay! Could use a blowjob though.....

abierman said:

Dude...i am straight

mdiver said:

dude, I wouldn't let you if you wanted..........

abierman said:

It is the drive that will fuck you..get there early and hit the range to loosen back up

abierman said:

go to Amsterdam and find yourself a nice American art student... she'll help you...

mdiver said:

I will. I'm playing on the oldes course of the country: http://www.rosendaelsche.nl/?id=2&pid=6, looking forward to it.....but it'll be cold!

RenHoek said:

I am in Amsterdam.....not going into town tonight though.....you have her phone-number? I could have her delivered, right??

abierman said:

Looks good bro.....dunno what you hit but now its winter rules i have changed from my Pro v1's to PTS roll Titleist as they are harder,so fly better and bounce better. Greens are soft so you dont need really soft ball this time of year. Get plenty of spin on them too with 8 and down

abierman said:

any random art student will do... last I was there they seemed to be all over the place and if you mention you live anywhere in the EU well, my fate was sealed...