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Snorkles, the MIGHTY PENGUIN GOD surveys his creation  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: wrong forum. | |
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Can't see the pic Ice. | |
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Snorkles is arbitrary!!! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Is anyone else unable to see the mighty penguin god???
Oh, shit!!! Maybe I posted this shit based on my faith in a non-existent PENGUIN GOD!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Now I see him.  Hail! Hail!
oh great SNORKLES, I've been a fool how could I forget that u are the rule? u are my penguin, I am your child... | |
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I can see him, I can see him! I believe! | |
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He's not a very imposing penguin is he Ice? Are u sure he's actually SNORKLES and not just some random penguin u managed to find a pic for? | |
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SuperiorTe said: He's not a very imposing penguin is he Ice? Are u sure he's actually SNORKLES and not just some random penguin u managed to find a pic for?
Big things sometimes come in small packages. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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The Great Penguin God in the evening SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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How do you know if that is THE MIGHTY PENGUIN GOD? 
All I see is a picture. 
Not to mention one taken by someone else!  [This message was edited Fri Nov 22 12:14:07 PST 2002 by LaVisHh] | |
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LaVisHh said: How do you know if that is THE MIGHTY PENGUIN GOD?
All I see is a picture. You have no faith, heretic! You will now be tied to a rack and stretched until you BELIEVE in the GREAT and MIGHTY SNORKLES! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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At the dawn of the new Millenium bones believed to have belonged to The son of Snorkles have been put on display in the Pengonian Museum.Penguins, who have now enslaved the Human Race came from all corners of the earth to chant their mystical song...
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IceNine said: You have no faith, heretic!
You will now be tied to a rack and stretched until you BELIEVE in the GREAT and MIGHTY SNORKLES! I don't believe you.  | |
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...and he saw that it was good. | |
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The penguin god has been the great secret collaborator with our musical genius from the early beginnings
 I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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THE GREAT AND MIGHT PENGUIN GOD, SNORKLES AND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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That's it...I'll never believe anything you say, EVER!!! 
That isn't even the same penguin type. 
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Snorkles is hot  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Well fuck religion. Aint no way Im bowing down 2 no penguin...
Thanx Ice, U cured me. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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LaVisHh said: That's it...I'll never believe anything you say, EVER!!!
That isn't even the same penguin type.
Snorkles can appear in any penguin form he chooses, as he is god and can alter his appearance to suit the viewer... while you see a Gentoo penguin, others might see an Adelie penguin or maybe an Emperor penguin... such is the power of our Lord! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Snorkles can appear in any penguin form he chooses, as he is god and can alter his appearance to suit the viewer... while you see a Gentoo penguin, others might see an Adelie penguin or maybe an Emperor penguin... such is the power of our Lord!
You got me on that one... LaVisHh :Brick: | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: That's it...I'll never believe anything you say, EVER!!!
That isn't even the same penguin type.
Snorkles can appear in any penguin form he chooses, as he is god and can alter his appearance to suit the viewer... while you see a Gentoo penguin, others might see an Adelie penguin or maybe an Emperor penguin... such is the power of our Lord! Strange...cuz whenever I look at our Lord Snorkles (crap name) all I see is 1 of them chocolate Penguins... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: That's it...I'll never believe anything you say, EVER!!!
That isn't even the same penguin type.
Snorkles can appear in any penguin form he chooses, as he is god and can alter his appearance to suit the viewer... while you see a Gentoo penguin, others might see an Adelie penguin or maybe an Emperor penguin... such is the power of our Lord! [color=blue:bd64126f34:21653060e0]Strange...cuz whenever I look at our Lord Snorkles (crap name) all I see is 1 of them chocolate Penguins... Eateth this chocolate for it is my body, so sayeth Snorkles. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SexLovely said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: That's it...I'll never believe anything you say, EVER!!!
That isn't even the same penguin type.
Snorkles can appear in any penguin form he chooses, as he is god and can alter his appearance to suit the viewer... while you see a Gentoo penguin, others might see an Adelie penguin or maybe an Emperor penguin... such is the power of our Lord! [color=blue:bd64126f34:21653060e0:2b82eec821]Strange...cuz whenever I look at our Lord Snorkles (crap name) all I see is 1 of them chocolate Penguins... Eateth this chocolate for it is my body, so sayeth Snorkles. Thou caneth shoveth this crappeth up thouest asseth sidewayseth... I aint swallowing this crap... If God's a penguin the Im a killer wale!!  "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: IceNine said: SexLovely said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: That's it...I'll never believe anything you say, EVER!!!
That isn't even the same penguin type.
Snorkles can appear in any penguin form he chooses, as he is god and can alter his appearance to suit the viewer... while you see a Gentoo penguin, others might see an Adelie penguin or maybe an Emperor penguin... such is the power of our Lord! [color=blue:bd64126f34:21653060e0:2b82eec821:6f418f6858:bccd65e2ca:cf65ae0f66]Strange...cuz whenever I look at our Lord Snorkles (crap name) all I see is 1 of them chocolate Penguins... Eateth this chocolate for it is my body, so sayeth Snorkles. [color=blue:2b82eec821:6f418f6858:bccd65e2ca:cf65ae0f66]Thou caneth shoveth this crappeth up thouest asseth sidewayseth... I aint swallowing this crap... If God's a penguin the Im a killer wale!! And the great Lord Snorkles sayeth to his flock, "all things have their place in subjugtion to my might and terrible wrath. Yes, even the mighty orca trembles with fear at the mention of my vengeance." ALSO: "And you will know that my name is Snorkles when I lay my vengeance upon thee." ... [This message was edited Fri Nov 22 14:13:12 PST 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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These penguins only tithed 65% of their total fish intake and were summarily shit-bombed by Snorkles for their insolence. Let this be a lesson to all of you unbelievers. .... [This message was edited Fri Nov 22 14:02:29 PST 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Reckon this is a religious thread? Pictures of our God surely should be in the new forum. | |
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SuperiorTe said: Reckon this is a religious thread? Pictures of our God surely should be in the new forum.
The LORD, our GOD must not be restricted to any one forum! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SuperiorTe said: Reckon this is a religious thread? Pictures of our God surely should be in the new forum.
The LORD, our GOD must not be restricted to any one forum! He transcends forums? Wow, he must be even more powerful than Ian, the God of snipping. | |
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