I just realized that I don't necessarily have a way of biting in to them like some folks. Some folks perfect their oreo madness into an artform. Munching on them in a crescent shape.

Some try to bite then in to a perfect half shape (hard to do considering the shape of the mouth).

And some nibble on the outside paremeter working their way in.


Me? I just bite into the motherfuckers and that' that. Although if the oreo has been dipped in milk, I have this strange habbit of pressing the cookie against the roof of my mouthand 'mushing' it. A lot like giving a slow, wet, blowjob with deliberate strokes of the tongue, I suppose.




How do YOU eat an oreo?

Do you have any strange ways of eating other foods?

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[Edited by CarrieMpls 10/10/08 7:40am]

I open it up, lick off the cream, and then I eat the cookies

I dont eat oreos.

- But when I make a PB&J sandwich .. i have to make two. I cant eat one alone.
Then I stack them on top of each other and cut the edges off the bread.

Imago said:

The title of the thread alone makes this all sound like a sexually inappropriate question...Got me sittin' all hot and bothered at my desk now

The only way I ever, EVER eat oreos is to get the mint kind and when they are freshly opened I crush them and eat them over vanilla ice cream. And I do that maybe once a year.

Other than that, I don't like oreos.

I eat the whole cookie in one bite.

What's an oreo cookie?

Is this an American thread again?

FUCK Americans!

JessieJ said:

Please... please please please please please film this.

Ottensen said:

HamsterHuey said:

FUCK stoopid emoticons too.

HamsterHuey said:

"OREA"?

really???

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

So you essentially circumcize the sandwich.

My sandwich is cut, meaty, and thick


just sayin'

Anxiety said:

Imago said:

Some come put it in my mouth.

Anxiety said:

omg anx

JessieJ said:

oh my god

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

u know i love u .. but that was funny cuz i didnt realize it until he said it.

RodeoSchro said:

me too

DanceWme said:

He's always watching.. waiting... for a mistake.

Like one of those pesky flock of birds in Lord of The Rings who serve the dark lord.

thekidsgirl said:

that's hot!

Imago said:

sooooo .. ur not gonna edit it?

DanceWme said:

ok ok.


Where is the spelling mistake? I'll fix it.

Imago said:

omg

just leave it. It makes me love u more.

HamsterHuey said:

awww, here, have a cookie..

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

Christ-on-bicycle I must be ovulating, because that looks like a REALLY fun thing to be doing right now