The problem with making love, in my humble opinion is jealousy!!!!!.....



I think the institution of marriage should be revamped. Wives can go for fewer arguments. Who really wants to be made love to? For me, love hurts, love kills, love is controlling and love can like, set me free, like forever.

I was married for a year, but i've had boyfriends like forever. My husband loved me to death, but he didn't do anything for me, never provided, hardly noticed me unless he thought i was horny. My boyfriend was retarded, used to fuck anything running if i wasn't looking but he was an awesome friend.


I'd like to be best friends with my husband because I know men have hurts. but if i'm gonna cover him emotionally, (where most men lack), he needs to cover me financially ( where most single women lack) yes, i said financially, and why flip the script and act all jealous over a sexual conquests or continue to ignore a need for a woman to get out and work like a dog!

get a counselor


or in your case you may need a Psychiatrist

ask for some xanax

Yup - jealousy can be a mutha


I have very little issue with it now

but when I was like 16 - 20 I was a nasty jealous bitch

horatio said:

I think this might be one of the most schizophrenic posts I've read on here in a while.... making love hurts?...jealousy?....cover me financially if I cover you emotionally? wtf?

You need a hug or something?

myfavorite said:

"...when he was there....
....sleepin' in between the two of us....."

you must work by the hour

Anxiety said:

I didnt glean much from this thread..


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[Edited 10/24/08 13:50pm]

The problem with making love is that "making love" is way lame. We fuck.

FunkMistress said:

FunkMistress said:

thank you. i hate that phrase so much. it makes me think of gauzy-ass curtains blowing in the breeze and gilded rose petals and shit, and we're wearing pirate shirts and moccasins and things.

not that there's ANYTHING wrong with that.

Anxiety said:

you left out the cheezy porn-jazz thats playing ever so smoothly in the background...

only for dreams.....I fukkin love the ORD....Uh, THE ORG! ! ! ! ! ! !

horatio said:

can i rant without you having a baby.
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Flowers2 said:

I know! ...

myfavorite said:

oh,
then just put on you blue mascara and blue eye liner
and slap on you favorite stone washed mini skirt
and head to you local bar, have a few miller lites
snort some coke off the urinal in the mens room
and go home with the old man nodding off at the end of the bar
then call it a night
you'll feel much better

horatio said:

they call it making love

sounds like a plan to me..... are you even married?????



SECURITY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ...

Anxiety said:

the problem with making love is.....children. case closed.

Anxiety said:

They misspelled "subscription."

But funny nonetheless.

DevotedPuppy said:

Your obseration makes it even funnier.