around your home when no one else is there and watching


NOT MASTURBATION

2 times already this morning I have bellydanced mixed with touches of stripper dance around my living room to Buttons ( loud ! )




yeah



So - what do you do ?

smell my arm pits

horatio said:

I did that too this morning - no need adding more essential oils where they are not needed

1. pick my nose. I especially love it if the booger is dry and crusty.

2. sit naked

3. I have this weird habbit of massaging my balls, then smelling my hand afterwords.

4. I'm addicted to Gordan Ramsey's cooking show, and this really GHEY Hair Salon Makeover show by some lady named Tabatha.

Everything.



I live alone, so no one is ever here or watching.

And other than walk around half or fully nude on rare occasion, I don't think I do anything I wouldn't do in front of anyone else.

Boogie.

Imago said:

I don't usually pick my nose - I just blow it every morn after washing my face

yeah - naked is an almsot daily thing

I dont have balls

I don't watch much TV during the day - ever
sometimes at night though

CarrieMpls said:

Cloudbuster said:

Like Imago's kinda boogie

or my kinda boogie

sing very badly along to whatever i'm listening to.
there might be a little boogie going on too.

Mach said:

That's the one.

1. Get nekkid.
2. Play music really loudly and dance around the house.
3. Sing loudly.

well, if i'm all alone and no one there and i have an itch? i'll just reasch down and scratch it. no shame.

also, i carry on deep, meaningful discussions of life and philosophy, the universe on both both macro and micro scales, and various physics theories about dark matter, the nature of gravity, why are stars? and etc. with my birds.

XxAxX said:

How wonderfully eccentric.

Cloudbuster said:

am not!

XxAxX said:

Seriously, I think it's brilliant as I adore that kind of behaviour.

Oh come on!
You people aren't seriously thinking that we believe that's all you do?

I know damn well yall pick your noses and smell your privates.

Cloudbuster said:

oh well in that case i confess the best part is when the parakeets reassure me that space isn't really a vacuum and that all kinds of matter exists that we have no idea about :chirp:

Imago said:

true, but we sure as heck don't find weird things like cat hair where it shouldn't be

XxAxX said:

Imago said:

i smell my dogs privates too

XxAxX said:

They're pretty nice on toast.

sing..

Cloudbuster said:

stop that nasty talk! there is NO call for that sort of language around here, ain't you read the rules????!!!

Imago said:

I said I don't do anything I wouldn't do in front of others. Take that to mean what you will.

Imago said:

or make thread about the discovery to let our friends know what's going on down there

XxAxX said:

I can't read.

Cloudbuster said:

yes, well, practice makes perfect!

i clap my tits of course. silly mach. i know you do too.

did i add that i would sing dress like this:





kidding of course.