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PrintableSCNDLS said: Some of my personal unfaves:
"Yeah, I need a woman like you to teach me thangs." 
"Girl, you got it goin' on and you could really take care of a brotha." 
"Girl, when you gon' take me out to eat." :t2h: "I was paying child support all them years and found out he wasn't mine." 
"Can I suck your toes?" 
"I'm in transition right now and my funds are in flux." 
"Since you're paying, I'll have the filet mignon and lobster special."   the same was said to me, not on first dates though. 
Fucked the dude up that complained about the $$$ of the dinner and paid myself, then went home in a taxi by MYSELF! | |
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"I used to take Valtrex for my genital herpes outbreaks." | |
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paintedlady said: Stymie said: A muthafukka said that shit to me on a FIRST date. I was like  EXIT!I've had that said to me also.. he never saw me again.. once they start laying claim, it is time  | |
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paintedlady said: SCNDLS said: Some of my personal unfaves:
"Yeah, I need a woman like you to teach me thangs."
"Girl, you got it goin' on and you could really take care of a brotha."
"Girl, when you gon' take me out to eat." :t2h: "I was paying child support all them years and found out he wasn't mine."
"Can I suck your toes?"
"I'm in transition right now and my funds are in flux."
"Since you're paying, I'll have the filet mignon and lobster special." the same was said to me, not on first dates though.
Fucked the dude up that complained about the $$$ of the dinner and paid myself, then went home in a taxi by MYSELF! 
Girl, we need to get together and trade war stories over some strong muthafuckin' mojitos.  | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: the same was said to me, not on first dates though.
Fucked the dude up that complained about the $$$ of the dinner and paid myself, then went home in a taxi by MYSELF!
Girl, we need to get together and trade war stories over some strong muthafuckin' mojitos. Yes!!!! | |
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SCNDLS said: Some of my personal unfaves:
"Yeah, I need a woman like you to teach me thangs."
"Can I suck your toes?"
"I'm in transition right now and my funds are in flux."
There you are! 
And here I was, thinking you had forgotten about our first date! 
Did you change your number? 
Every time I've tried to call to set up a second date, I get a telephone company recording. | |
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CJBabyDaddy said: SCNDLS said: Some of my personal unfaves:
"Yeah, I need a woman like you to teach me thangs."
"Can I suck your toes?"
"I'm in transition right now and my funds are in flux."
There you are!
And here I was, thinking you had forgotten about our first date!
Did you change your number?
Every time I've tried to call to set up a second date, I get a telephone company recording. Oh NO!!!! Not my almost BabyDaddy!!!!! How did you evah find me???? | |
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SCNDLS said: CJBabyDaddy said: There you are!
And here I was, thinking you had forgotten about our first date!
Did you change your number?
Every time I've tried to call to set up a second date, I get a telephone company recording. Oh NO!!!! Not my almost BabyDaddy!!!!! How did you evah find me????  | |
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SCNDLS said: "Yeah, I need a woman like you to teach me thangs."
"Girl, you got it goin' on and you could really take care of a brotha."
"Girl, when you gon' take me out to eat." 
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Worst first date ever!!
1. "I'm supposed to be on medication." 2. "I'm collecting disability." 3. "My landlady is always watching me." 4. "My ex-girlfriend has a restraining order against me." 5. "I almost slept with a trans-sexual once." 6. "I have a list on the wall of people who have been in my bedroom." 7. "I like to look at things on the internet that most people don't approve of." 8. "Can I give you a massage?"  [Edited 10/24/08 7:52am] | |
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simm0061 said: Worst first date ever!!
1. I'm supposed to me on medication. 2. I'm collecting disability. 3. My landlady is always watching me. 4. My ex-girlfriend has a restraining order against me. 5. I almost slept with a trans-sexual once. 6. I have a list on the wall of people who have been in my bedroom. 7. I like to look at things on the internet that most people don't approve of. 8. Can I give you a massage? AWWW HELL NO!!! | |
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simm0061 said: Worst first date ever!!
1. I'm supposed to be on medication.
[Edited 10/23/08 19:31pm] After this ONE I woulda been O-U-T. | |
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: Some of my personal unfaves:
"I was paying child support all them years and found out he wasn't mine."
When I got out of the service, I started semi-seriously going out with an ex-girlfriend from high school...and while we were out on our "first" date, she innocently told me that she named her daughter (from another dude) after me...
...it didn't last much longer after that....but the clincher was when the daughter innocently started calling me "daddy"... Hell 2 Tha Nizzaw! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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paintedlady said: "I love you"
"You know your mines now right?" "You're the finest thing I ever did see" (over and over again) "I'm still on probation" "When I get a job I plan to....." "..... and that's why I will never hit another woman again" " I have a couple of kids here and there" "so... how much do you make?" "I misplaced my wallet" RUN!
omg! | |
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ThreadBare said: 8 "... so I haven't dated in about 11 years..." | |
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Christopher said: paintedlady said: "I love you"
"You know your mines now right?" "You're the finest thing I ever did see" (over and over again) "I'm still on probation" "When I get a job I plan to....." "..... and that's why I will never hit another woman again" " I have a couple of kids here and there" "so... how much do you make?" "I misplaced my wallet" RUN!
omg! co- don't even know where to start on that list. good lord | |
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PricelessHo said: Christopher said:
omg! co- don't even know where to start on that list. good lord yeah I met some scrubs over the years. | |
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