someone told me to "go fly a kite" today.

JerseyKRS said:

I tell people to "go sit on a log" and "go climb a tree" alot, but now I'll have to use this too!

thekidsgirl said:

I asked my brother what is he gonna be for Halloween and he said "you"

DanceWme said:

lame.

I was getting out of our Volvo the other day and this guy looks at me and says "Fahrvergnugen?"


Idiot...

my wife tells me to "kick rocks" all the time.

JerseyKRS said:

Hey! That's a good one... that don't belong up in this thread...


For FunkMistress to use on JerseyKRS:




.
[Edited 10/17/08 9:26am]

JerseyKRS said:

I was furious one day over something, and I said "I should throw this in the river!!"

Erin was like, "what river?!?"





morale of the story: sometimes you are the one that says the lame shit.

Whats Lame About Flying A Kite

RenHoek said:

same diff isn't it?

ZombieKitten said:

That they were still "undecided" on who they'd vote for this November 4.

dreamfactory313 said:

JerseyKRS said:

A lady at work said she couldn't vote for a man whose name sounds like someone who has hurt our country. I told her to her face how ignorant that is.

"your semen tastes like warm peach cobbler"

oh and "you better fuck off faggot"

"A black man cannot rule a country".


Seriously, I strangled him.

JerseyKRS said:

Someone recently said to me...


"Dude. Really? You told on them?"

"Ariel who?"

well, it wasn't said to me. But about me.

horatio said:

No I said apple pie

This morning, a man who I had done the honor of a good'n'proper fucking twice in the past 14 hours had the nerve to call my music "light". I objected to the word, said it made me think of "smooth" jazz, and he was like, "yeah, me too." Grrr. . .

a lady told me " I love Sarah Palin because I too am a mother" sorry but to me that's some lame shit!

"i don't mind the gays, i watch everything with david schwimmer in it"

hokie said:

JerseyKRS said:

It wasn't something that someone said directly to me... my brother in law told me about one of the admin folks he works with who makes roughly between $19-22,000/year....complaining out loud about how she can't vote for Obama because he's planning to raise her taxes....

...never mind that she'd have to earn over 10 times that amount to even be caught up in the tax hike...and then, its only for the portion OVER $250,000 that she earns....

....or how so many people hiss "Hussein" when they say Barak's whole name.....now that shit is LAME!!!

CarrieMpls said:

That's almost as good as the time I cut him a piece of cheesecake which was apparently too small for him.

He said, "What the hell is that? I could blow that in the WIND!"

WTF? I tease him about that one all the time.

JerseyKRS said:

sweden is the capital of germany, I don't see the problem