checked ur family tree lately?

google royal blood (mine is blue)

A relative on my mothers side was knighted and had the title of "Sir" - I'm still researching what he did to get that.

My second toe is longer than my first and my pinky stands at attention when drinking or using a utensil.

Mama always said that meant "royalty".

Color me purple and gold, baby!

On the European side of the family, no. But on the Native side I'm a direct descendent of Chief Poundmaker (look him up, if you don't know who that grand gentleman was). So no royalty in the sense of Kings or Queens, but it's something just as good.

Nope.

I have been called a royal pain in the ass..... does that count?

Have blood? Like in a bag in the fridge? Or a phial round the neck, BillyBobgelina style?

meow85 said:

What difference would it make?

meow85 said:

Very

this is our family coat of arms


(native royalty is indeed very cool )

my mom's family were the royal butterchurners when the Crown would visit Ireland.

Simplicity said:

I was SOOOO gonna post this. A podiatrist told me that too.

I'm relate to Napoleon somehow. At least that's the rumor.

I can't trace my family history very far back, but I think that the current president of Honduras may be a very distant cousin.

abierman said:

There he is.

Sadly, he wasn't officially recognized for being the hero he was until decades after his death.

I have no idea.

luv4u said:

Thanks.

apprently i'm the only one who knows how cool it is be the ROYAL BUTTERCHURNER!!

Charlemagne, among others

My grandfather on my mother's side always told me that in the book "Ivanhoe" a castle that was owned by my family was referenced several times.

When I brought that up in my lit class in high school, my douchebag friends never let me hear the end of it. Punk asses.

I'm descended from the sheihks of the Middle East...

...there's a port that carries my last name....

....and according to John McCain's supporters, that makes me a

...terrorist!!!

reneGade20 said:

Who the hell cares, be proud of your roots!!

ehuffnsd said:

on the contrary, the royal butter churner is indeed the coolest of all..

"i got the butter fo yo muffin"

reneGade20 said:

...and you're probably a communist too, ain't ya?

luv4u said:

Oh, trust me...I am VERY proud of my roots....cuz that mixes with the Hispanic side and makes for an interesting mix.....

PurpleJedi said:

more like a radical socialist....I mean thats what the GOP calls you if believe that the government should do what they can to... ...help people, right?

reneGade20 said:

Helping big business = patriot
Helping the common man = radical socialist terrorist

PurpleJedi said:

that explains everything.