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Microsoft picks Jerry Seinfeld to help improve image after Vista problems at 16:29 on August 21, 2008, EDT.
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS SEATTLE - Comedian Jerry Seinfeld will appear in Microsoft Corp.'s next Windows advertising campaign. A person familiar with the plans confirmed a Wall Street Journal report Thursday that named Seinfeld as the company's new pitchman. The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition on anonymity because the plans have not been formally announced. Seinfeld is being brought on board to help brighten Microsoft's image as the company tries to move past its bumpy launch of Windows Vista. ©The Canadian Press, 2008 Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I finally got a chance to tinker with Vista.
It's pretty good. But why the hell Microsoft kept the registry and dubbed this thing as a major improvement is beyond me. | |
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Imago said: I finally got a chance to tinker with Vista.
It's pretty good. But why the hell Microsoft kept the registry and dubbed this thing as a major improvement is beyond me. Shut the fuck up Dan | |
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I heard they thought Windows was stale. So they picked a guy that hasn't been on TV since the last millenium?
Weird. | |
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RodeoSchro said: I heard they thought Windows was stale. So they picked a guy that hasn't been on TV since the last millenium?
Weird. People loooove Jerry. A lot. I heard he's getting paid $10 million for the ads. | |
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Efan said: RodeoSchro said: I heard they thought Windows was stale. So they picked a guy that hasn't been on TV since the last millenium?
Weird. People loooove Jerry. A lot. I heard he's getting paid $10 million for the ads. I loved him a lot, too - in 1996. | |
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i don't care who they get. Vista will still suck. I had our IT person take out some of the bells and whistles so my system would run faster. | |
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Stymie said: i don't care who they get. Vista will still suck. I had our IT person take out some of the bells and whistles so my system would run faster.
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RodeoSchro said: Stymie said: i don't care who they get. Vista will still suck. I had our IT person take out some of the bells and whistles so my system would run faster.
Once you go Mac, you'll never go back! | |
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RodeoSchro said: Stymie said: i don't care who they get. Vista will still suck. I had our IT person take out some of the bells and whistles so my system would run faster.
Once you go Mac, you'll never go back! I work on both. I gotta say I prefer PCs. For one thing, I really hate Mac keyboards. People always think I'm crazy when I tell them this, but the standard Mac keyboard is terrible. I'm constantly making typos whenever I work on one. | |
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Vista 64 is great.
Once you get a $3000.00 paperweight cause Apple is too stupid to use a modular motherboard, you'll never want another Apple. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: Vista 64 is great.
Vista 64?Once you get a $3000.00 paperweight cause Apple is too stupid to use a modular motherboard, you'll never want another Apple. | |
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Mars23 said: Vista 64 is great.
Once you get a $3000.00 paperweight cause Apple is too stupid to use a modular motherboard, you'll never want another Apple. I don't know what a modular motherboard is, so your words are piffle. | |
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Stymie said: Mars23 said: Vista 64 is great.
Vista 64?Once you get a $3000.00 paperweight cause Apple is too stupid to use a modular motherboard, you'll never want another Apple. I think he meant "Commodore 64". | |
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Stymie said: Mars23 said: Vista 64 is great.
Vista 64?Once you get a $3000.00 paperweight cause Apple is too stupid to use a modular motherboard, you'll never want another Apple. 64 bit OS. It's fairly new, but I haven't seen a single problem in 3 months of use so far. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: Stymie said: Vista 64?
64 bit OS. It's fairly new, but I haven't seen a single problem in 3 months of use so far. | |
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Stymie said: Mars23 said: 64 bit OS. It's fairly new, but I haven't seen a single problem in 3 months of use so far. You've gotta run it on a pretty powerful machine and your processor has to be 64 bit. I've got 4 Gigs of RAM and it uses about 40% of that sitting still. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: Stymie said: I had no idea this was even available.
You've gotta run it on a pretty powerful machine and your processor has to be 64 bit. I've got 4 Gigs of RAM and it uses about 40% of that sitting still. My iMacs and PowerBook run great and I don't need anything special. Please respond to me. I can only look down my nose for another two minutes or so. | |
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RodeoSchro said: Mars23 said: You've gotta run it on a pretty powerful machine and your processor has to be 64 bit. I've got 4 Gigs of RAM and it uses about 40% of that sitting still. My iMacs and PowerBook run great and I don't need anything special. Please respond to me. I can only look down my nose for another two minutes or so. What do you wanna hear? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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By the way, someone watch "Seinfeld" and tell me what kind of computer he had in his apartment. | |
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I think that Microsoft will make some good advertising with him. I read they were thinking about getting a couple other comedians on board as well. I'll be wating for them. I'm sick of people telling me why i should buy a mac when the majority of them have no idea why other than they liked the commercials. "The is no great genius without some touch of madness" -Seneca | |
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.. i'll pick up and finish learning linux 1st before id think to bother with Vista | |
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best of luck on that campaign! | |
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