horatio said:

We went to an ultimate fighting match a few months ago, and the entire first match was just two dudes hugging and grinding each other on the floor, I shit you not.

FunkMistress said:

I see.....I read his post wrong!

FunkMistress said:

im saying, this show i watched this past saturday..the whole entourage acted gay, yeah they were tough looking acting guys, the interaction between each other seemed quite sexual. I mean if they are into that kind of pain etc. certainly getting a dick in the ass wouldn't be nothing but a rush.
very homo erotic IMO. And that guy feeling up his friends ass like that sealed the deal. Im not being sarcastic either.
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i dont care much for (watching) sports either, and am far from athletic...


much to the chargin of my ex-football player father and ex-cheerleader mother

One of my favorite sports is golf.

RodeoSchro said:

U know damn well that golf is NOT a sport.....lol

Graycap23 said:

Graycap23 said:

then what is it??

I got zero interest in sports!

FunkMistress said:

it's true. You think they hug a lot in boxing and ultimate fighting is supposed to be all badass, but then they roll on the floor all lovey dovey

abierman said:

I have zero interest in golf so it MUST be a sport.

Baby, I didn't even watch, care about or show any concern for the last Olympics. I'd be shitbrains to tell what happened with that. lol

I use to be a diehard, heavy betting sports fan about 15 years ago, but now I don't give a damn about any of them
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Gimmesomehorns said:

Me too. I could care less where the next Olympics will be held, or what's going on with my state's basketball team, etc.
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Sport is like interrupted intercourse. You see all those hot, sweaty men running around with something swinging in their shorts and then you don't even get to see them undress and take a shower when they're done.

Sports is all foreplay and no action.

abierman said:

An activity.

Cinnie said:

i hate golf too.

my favorite thing to do when im driving by any of the number of golf courses in my area is to honk my horn at the people getting ready to swing like i know them.

Graycap23 said:

I know we've had this discussion before (and I do see your point), but have you ever watched a pro swing in slow motion? The flexibility & strength is amazing. Would you consider a pitcher in baseball to be an athlete?

NDRU said:

There REAL competition in baseball, Offense, defense, running, catching, sliding, etc.....golf, is well.....just walking and swinging at a STATIONARY ball.

Graycap23 said:

yeah I do see your point. Maybe golfers can be athletes even if golf isn't a sport.

NDRU said:

lol.....Golf: The ONLY sport in the world where the ball is NEVER in play.

Graycap23 said:

What about gymanstics? I'd call that a sport, but there is no ball, no defense, etc.
I don't agree with your definition.

CarrieMpls said:

lol.....Track and field is a different conversation all together but it is a REAL sport, unlike golf. Any so called sport that u are better at the age of 60 than 25 is not a real sport.

The appreciation of different sports is affected by your upbringing. For example, most Europeans will have little regard for some of the US sports (especially baseball). Americans, in general, don't 'get' why the rest of the world loves soccer. And cricket - well you usually love it or hate it, depending where you grow up.

But you can mix it up so it's not just beer and testosterone - you can actually mix in a bit of culture too. I mainly follow soccer and rugby. I go to all the Irish national soccer team's home games and a few of the away games. And it gave me the excuse to go over to Japan & Korea for 3 weeks for the 2002 World Cup. And for club football, I follow Valencia CF in Spain and I travel over to see them once or twice a year too, which has helped me learn a little more Spanish and I've gone to a few cities there that I wouldn't have otherwise.

Golf is not a sport. Gymnastics is not a sport. They're both "athletic skills". You don't have to play a sport to be an incredible athlete.

Does masturbation considered a sports? I mean, there's an activity in it, and there are some rules, and someone always wins in the end.

ArielB said:

only if you try for distance

Graycap23 said:

Yeah, but as Ben Hogan once said to Ted Williams, golfers have to play their foul balls.

Graycap23 said:

So you don't consider race car driving a sport then?

not only do i have zero interest in sports, i actively dislike sports and i'm PROUD of it. if sports were batman, i would aspire to be the scarecrow or the joker or some shit. i am the complete opposite of sports. i am the anti-sports.