thekidsgirl said:

thekidsgirl said:

sometimes i twist it , scrap off the cream and eat the biscut lol

Step 1...eat half of the top cookie and skim out the cream with my lower teeth.

Step 2...eat the other half of the top cookie and the rest of the cream in one bite.

Step 3... eat the bottom cookie.

I also eat M&Ms according to color...

green
orange
brown
red
blue
yellow, my favorite color, I save for last.

JuliePurplehead said:

YEP

What a bunch of weirdos on this thread!!!

FunkMistress said:

This thread was just another trick to let Dan talk about his oral abilities.

Ahhh yes.

I twist it apart. Perfect time to practice my lickety lick lick skills. Then I slooooowly lick the frosting. Dig my tongue into one side, run it across my teeth as I suck on it and lick some more. When there's a big enough hole in the cream, then I just lick it hard until it's all gone. Then eat the cookie. Same thing for the other side.

Mmmm. Cookie secks.

I wouldn't know. Ask Bobby Brown. He would know.
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I don't like Oreo's, but the vanilla deals I do eat and I eat 'em straight on. Everything else I have to use a knife and fork for out of habit.

I Chew One Bite At A Time Then Swallow This Includes All Other Foods

so you sit in Wales and you wonder about how others eat their Oreo cookies.....

You amaze me, Dan.....and you should be embarassed!

i haven't eaten an oreo cookie in years. the little sunzabitches have animal shortening in them. even if i wasn't vegetarian, that's just nasty. and believe me, i'm not trying to be all healthy hobart here: when the day comes when they're not meat cookies, i'll be waddling around with bag in hand once again.

abierman said:

You wore denim shoes!

Anxiety said:

Hydrox cookies have no animal shortening. And Newman's makes an organic Oreo-type cookie with MINT cream filling that is

Oh, I want to try the ginger ones too:

FunkMistress said:

oh yeah, i've seen those.

and i forgot, i've had the trader joe's version of the ginger newman-o. they were ridiculously good. as in, like, maybe-i-ate-the-whole-box-in-one-sitting good.

Anxiety said:

I moved away from TJ's for love.

Ocean said:

yes very delicious.

FunkMistress said:

Ohh Emm Geee, GINGER?!

Ok, I don't know whether to get down on my knees and pray that those are vegan, or pray that they aren't so I'll keep them away.

FunkMistress said:

I need to find out who carries these!!!

FunkMistress said:

the ginger ones are addicting and the best IMO.

veronikka said:

they are typically in the organic area of most any grocer, even though they are not technically organic.

This thread has turned into a tour de force of hippie lovin' bullshit.

this thread sucked from the get go.

Imago said:

FunkMistress said:

I'm staying an extra week

I shouldn't but fuck it. fuck. it.

FunkMistress said:

Imago said:

Of course you should!