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Bob Walked Into A Sports Bar Around 9:58PM He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 o'clock news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money.  | |
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this one is just too easy 
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Happy Friday. | |
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awww a twofer 
funpill's friday funny | |
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One question: What's a blonde doing in a sports bar? | |
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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Oh wow .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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How come blond jokes are all about women? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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that was very funny, you blondist!!  | |
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Thats Awful | |
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meow85 said: How come blond jokes are all about women?
 Good question, meow...
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: meow85 said: How come blond jokes are all about women?
Good question, meow...
Don't make that lady mad. Wow... "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: noimageatall said: Good question, meow...
Don't make that lady mad. Wow...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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 Blondie is a dumb blonde  National Funk League✮✮ | |
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thats funny.... One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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