eg:

"every being in the universe knows right from wrong" - K-PAX

"if you build it, they will come" field of dreams

Goose, you big stuuuuud; take me to bed or lose me forever...

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!!"

"You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?"

"I could tell you that, what you think of as your personality, is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you, I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless."

"I gotta get home, look for work. As we speak, consumers everywhere need reminding of just how fat and unattractive they are."



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"What they didn't know, and really how were they to know, was that they were dealing with a staunch character. S-T-A-U-N-C-H. They don't weaken. Ever."

- Edie Beale, Grey Gardens

not exactly a movie quote, but i liked how it was used in it:

"more tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones" - Capote.
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I know I shouldn't like it, but...

"AK-47: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf***er in the room, accept no substitute!"

here's another favorite movie quote, from Female Trouble:

Zee you at the party Richter! From Total Recall.

Amaxx said:

I hate that movie

Ocean said:

Why do U hate that movie? It's good 4 a larf!
Oh! U don't like the way he divorces Sharon Stone in it! Or does the girl with 3 boobs freak U out????

"So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English:

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.

Now, if any of you sons of bitches...got ANYTHING else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!!!

...I didn't think so."


The scene (slightly NSFW):





I Lucy Liu lol...

"Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin' thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is going to change that."

"I mean, the next thing you're gonna hear is, 'I've got cock cancer, but it's all good'."

"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?"

"I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Or the Creedence tapes."

"Love them?! They need them. Like they need the air!"

"special treatment? I'm three foot fucking tall you asshole!"
Bad Santa -- moment of silence for Bernie and John...

"You got some lip on you midget." "Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that shit off sometime!"

That movie had the one liners for your ass!!

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"Anything for Selinassss!"

Moonstar319 said:

"Come on at me, if you want, Hash-head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, so that puts me six up on the lot of you."

_____

"Hey! What are you doing here?"
"All right, you got me. I'm a scout for the Gophers. Been watching your game for a month, but that story right there just clenched it. You got heart kid. How soon can you be in Minneapolis?"
"Yeah?"
"Cold winters, but they got a great transit system."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, yeah?"
(pause)
"There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait."

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds....Tombstone

KidaDynamite said:

Seriously, I live for that part alone! haha Where the heck is Christopher? He knows what's up. :p

"You really think the government would kill two million people just for having a few problems?"

"Six million died for not having blonde hair and blue eyes."

_____

" I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?"

"No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!"

_____

"I know a woman who looks like a bullfrog but that don't mean she's the damn thing's mother."

_____

"It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with MY paycheck!"

Moonstar319 said:

Now I want to see that.

Moonstar319 said:

I would never steal from selena

Moonstar319 said:

Christopher said:

LMAO!!!

I WILL FIND THEM! I WILL!

Moonstar319 said:

that bitch was all serious about it too. like we believed her

Christopher said:

Moonstar319 said:

see she tellin a lie right there u can tell she all

"what had happend was..."