And now I will answer all threads in GD and will throw in some odds and ends..

I am 37.
I am 6'3" tall. That is 1.91 in metric.
I am listening to Prince's extended version of Escape.
I am uncircumsized.
I do not like soccer.
Best mob movie is The Untouchables or Once Upon A Time In America
I never lived on a boat, but stayed at a friend's boat often.
I am not a women and wore a dress only once in my lifetime, but will again, if I can play Marie-Antoinette in the gardens of Versace with Cloudbuster and Christopher as page boys fanning me.
The best sci fo movie of the 80 is Balde Runner. Doh.
I am just a little afraid of growing older. I just worry about the money.
If the Org's made into a movie, then it's porn.
I do not cook.
I do not have the flu and did not get a shot.
I worry about not having it all. I want a boyfriend. A rich boyfriend.
Happy birthday Protoge!
I kinda like Heff and love that old men can be lovesick too. There's hope for me and Aksel!
Imago is busy with Welsh foreskin.
I wish Cloudbuster wasn't such a tramp and paid more attention to me and turned that webcam back on.
Orging is good for your mental health; it connects lonely people and freaks.
I do not want to see The Exorcist on a big screen
My message to an Orger is; BASTID!
I kinda frown upon Trekkies. They are weird.
I never heard of Little Debbie Snacks and suspect it is an All American thread again.
I cannot rap.
If I had 72 hours to live I would go sail and just die out with the tide.
Congrats Alejandro.
Haute Couture is for middle aged rich ugly women.
I love Christopher too, especially his hair.
I do not care about Erin's shoes. I like socks. Male socks. With men in them, if possible.
Lost sucks. It's a drag. Lost fans are freaks.
The lamest excuse I ever heard for being late to work is "I could not find a babysitter"
Sherlock Holmes is a closet homosexual. Jude Law will play his side kick. Nuf said.
Best sci fi movie of the 90's is The Matrix.
This picture is for Lars;

I am not writing a story with lunatics. I am writing my own story. It's called Interior Of A Dutch House.
The funniest person ever is Michael Palin.
I only ride motorbike as passenger.
I hate Prince's Another Lonely Christmas. BORINGGGGG! Stupid lyrics.

Heroes fans, on the other hand, are kewl.
The second episode of season three ROCKED.
Sylar is devil's spawn!
I am listening to Autolux's Capital Kind Of Strain.
"I Am Afraid Of Americans."
My message to an orger is; SNAP OUT OF IT! You sound like a bored, spoilt brat of nine.
My cat snores. It sounds really sweet. I suppose he's getting older, as he never did that before, but does since a few months.
I am reading Brisingr by Christopher Pailini. It's better than the previous two books.
I love Tetris 2 for the gameboy.
Prince just bursted into Days Of Wild, a 2000 version. I love that song.

I'm not a freak!

calldapplwondery83 said:

Lawd, heterosexual Lost fans are the worst. Really.

:ew:

Herman PJ Harvey.

HamsterHuey said:

You mean hot and handsome heterosexual Lost fans, right?

calldapplwondery83 said:

Actually, no. I meant all Lost fans, really. Freaks. Weirdo's. Outcasts.

I just finished Episode Seven of Interior Of A Dutch House. I am happy.

HamsterHuey said:

And how can one not like "Another Lonely Christmas"? Seriously, that's like, you know, totally crazy.

Ooh! I am also happy with my latest photobook. It's a small one with pictures of Het Paleis Voor Volksvlijt, a beautiful Amsterdam palace that burned down in 1929. It was a pearl of Amsterdam architecture. I wish they'd rebuild it.

calldapplwondery83 said:

Like I said, it's a drag and the lyrics are stupid.

HamsterHuey said:

Currently I am listening to Up For The Down Stroke, live at a Prince soundcheck in 2002. I love Renato doodling.

fuck off, Herman!

abierman said:

Like I said...

You only worn a dress once in all your 37 years?

I'm not amused.

HamsterHuey said:

co-sign

Cloudbuster said:

But you'd look amazing in page outfit. Serious.

Gimmesomehorns said:

Yes. I was 12 and didn't know better. Me and five class mates dressed up as The Dolly Dots.



I was Angela.

Thanks for the shoe advice, asshole.

JustErin said:

You're welcome, hussy.

I am a sneakers kind of man. I'm a sniffer.

HamsterHuey said:

Well i was 16, in a play.
The teacher forced me too play a girl.

HamsterHuey said:

Get well soon.

Cloudbuster said:

Oh, it's Madonna.

Cloudbuster said:

In a dress.

There is a nice feature on YouTube called Kill Madonna, which I am sure you will like.

In the meantime;

HamsterHuey said:

I've no wish for Madonna to be killed but I do wish she had stopped 30 years ago.

Cloudbuster said:

I wish I had something thoughtful to say.

But I have not.


So I am off to masturbate.

this thread is fucking great.