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New Age Mullet: In high school, he was into
Dungeons and Dragons and The Hobbit. Now, he plays
acoustic guitar at coffeehouses and talks about spirituality.




Business In The Front, Party Out Back Mullet: Is he
a career man or a party animal? He likes to keep his
options open. He's not really taken seriously
on the job because he refuses to conform. This breed of
mull rarely advances past the level of customer service rep.




Krokus Mullet: The perfect compliment to spandex and
Converse All Stars.




Oompa Loompa Mullet: This rare orange-faced mullet
is in season from May through September and is native to
Indiana. When not working construction, the Oompa Loompa
can be found appearing in John Cougar Mellencamp look-alike contests.




Practimullet: As attractive as it is practical,
the fluffy rear plumage distracts the eye from his
bulbous forehead. Great for wintry Michigan nights filled with
hot cocoa and Air Supply.




Euromullet: Characterized by a shaggier,
more toussled look, the Euromullet is more cultured
than the U.S. mulls. The Euromullet's look says,
"I am too busy with my art to bother cutting my hair!"
Check out the gauzy, unbuttoned shirt and gold chain...Mmmm!




Groomullet: The Chicken Dance, Electric Slide
and the Macarena -- bring it on! Too bad this hottie
is taken now. Some lucky girl will have to clean his
greasy hair out of the shower drain until they
divorce four months from now. Have a piece of
pound cake for me, dude. Congrats!




Mullennium: A mullet like this comes around once
in a millennium. Nothing more needs to be said about
this Samson, because mere words don't do it justice.

I'd put money, that someone on this website sports one of these do's...

One of the girls in my office has hairdo #3.


Hi WB

Why isn't this thread titled "Dramatic New Pictures: Mullets!"?

sag10 said:

Yeah, sure. "One of the girls." Gotcha.

LaVisHh said:

i'd also bet that there is a huge concentration of them in the southern states...

As a hairstylist...I have to say...whenever a man sits in my chair to get his hair done, and it looks like this? My hand starts to shake... It takes ALL I got not to snip, oops it.

Oh...and the "flap" too...

LaVisHh said:

there is a guy

with the newport ciggs shirt

whats his name?

My ex-boyfriend kept threatening me that he was going to grow a mullet...notice I said "ex"
One of my favs is the Kentucky Mudflap




[This message was edited Mon Nov 18 13:29:47 PST 2002 by applekisses]

I was forced to go to the Monster Truck thing at the Silver Dome a few years ago and not only was it the most horrible experience of my life, but the place was infested with mullets!

Is this post meant to be ironic??

AzureStar said:

I went to a monster truck rally(which was surprisingly more boring than ridiculous) this past summer with my sister's family and we did a mullet count and then a long hair/bandana/hat backwards count(a la Axl Rose circa 1987). Too funny!

mrchristian said:

It is completely boring! Yeah... the Axl Rose types... there were a lot of those as well! Watching the people in attendance was more enjoyable than those stupid monster trucks.

To add to the humiliation, my kids' grandfather and his wife always have to wear matching shirts everywhere they go... so, that was nice.

I used to have a mullet, but I shaved it off. Check my profile soon for my new pic.

I admit to you all that I had a Euromullet until 1989 when I cut my hair short.

Everybody had them then. OK, I was drunk. Leave me alone.

Heh, heh!!

http://www.natives.co.uk/...ontmar.htm

check that out...

"This is Quani, he is widely believed to be the father of the Mullet, he is revered throughout the world."

Nothing like pulling two no-no's into one: the mustache and mullet look. Sounds like a western: "Mustache and the Mullet" -starring Burt Reynolds and Mel Gibson.

Famous mullet: I like Bowie though, So I forgive this little travesty

Actually...

The mullet is making a comeback in a trendy way ala the faux mohawk (you know, the one where you don't actually shave your head, just have the longer bit down the middle of your head you can comb down or style up). It's true! The "new mullet" is more punk than country. If only I had a picture...

bkw said:

Sorry. I just fell off my chair.

AzureStar said:

Did you see any 'shemullets' or 'femullets'?
I think it was the preferred haircut of all 70s female tennis pros...

Lleena said:

Leave Bowie alone Lleena!!!

applekisses said:

Ugh... yes, there were a lot of those there, as well. The majority of these people dressed in cigarette t-shirts.

Sort of like where I grew up... to fit in you must wear the proper attire, which was exactly that, jeans with numerous holes in them and cigarette or beer t-shirt. I am sooo glad I moved! I will admit to wearing those, but it was only when I was cleaning.

Here's another good one...it's called 'skullet'...

CarrieLee said:

Yeah! That's not a mullet...it's a Spiders from Mars reverse-do!

My Birthday Mullet

in the beginning I was a graduate school type with a seventies shag going on.



my birthday was approaching and i decided to go for some monster truck action. "you can buy the whole seat but you'll only need the edge, edge, edge..." i've always beenquick to point out my midwestern roots and was feeling the need to get back to them.

i asked myself, "how can you go to monster trucks without going in costume, costume, costume..."

well you can't. so i didn't. i decided to put the wahl home haircutting kit to work and with a little help from my girl jess i think it turned out pretty nice.




toss a couple back before the show...



hang out at autograph table after show.



and what would be monster trucks without a fire breathing/car crushing robot?



one last thing. of course all the ladies love the mullet!



i also went to the bar that night and here's a good action shot of me in the middle of the "shake"(which is a move that's impossible to resist when you're sporting the business in the front, party in the back.)



woke up next morning put the wahl kit back to work again and ended the fun. very said...


My favorite part is this: "...sporting the business in the front, party in the back." LOL


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[This message was edited Thu Nov 21 7:07:56 PST 2002 by AzureStar]

If you haven't had enough of these classics, there's always:

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

Perhaps I should grow a mullet, ditch the Miata, and replace it with a 1984 Camaro.

matt said:

You'd get all the chicks then!