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Thread started 10/01/08 2:15am

Ocean

GIVE TO UR WOMAN

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.' mad

[Edited 10/1/08 2:16am]
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Reply #1 posted 10/01/08 2:23am

abierman

I gave a lot.....got nothing! mad
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Reply #2 posted 10/01/08 3:25am

momentofbliss

i give her the pleasure of my company

and compliments if she provides me with a satisfactory meal

spoiled rotten i tell ya
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Reply #3 posted 10/01/08 4:10am

Ocean

abierman said:

I gave a lot.....got nothing! mad

sad kiss2
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Reply #4 posted 10/01/08 4:10am

Ocean

momentofbliss said:

i give her the pleasure of my company

and compliments if she provides me with a satisfactory meal

spoiled rotten i tell ya

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Reply #5 posted 10/01/08 4:11am

FunkMistress

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momentofbliss said:

i give her the pleasure of my company

and compliments if she provides me with a satisfactory meal

spoiled rotten i tell ya


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Reply #6 posted 10/01/08 4:19am

abierman

Ocean said:

abierman said:

I gave a lot.....got nothing! mad

sad kiss2


Ï'm telling you, I'm done with them bitches.....in the end, you don't have to give a lot to get laid! nod
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Reply #7 posted 10/01/08 5:04am

MoniGram

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Ocean said:

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.' mad

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Reply #8 posted 10/01/08 5:20am

ImAKawak

Yeah
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Reply #9 posted 10/01/08 5:43am

Ocean

abierman said:

Ocean said:


sad kiss2


Ï'm telling you, I'm done with them bitches.....in the end, you don't have to give a lot to get laid! nod
Be done with them then ..and find a good one!!! chair
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Reply #10 posted 10/01/08 9:26am

morningsong

Ocean said:

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.' mad





lol I like.

that last sentence priceless
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Reply #11 posted 10/01/08 1:54pm

Ocean

morningsong said:

Ocean said:

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.' mad



mr.green lol

lol I like.

that last sentence priceless
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Reply #12 posted 10/01/08 1:58pm

Mach

spit what the hell ever

rolleyes

lol
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Reply #13 posted 10/01/08 2:58pm

TMPletz

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So if I give her the remote then she'll buy a 60" plasma tv? smile
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Reply #14 posted 10/01/08 2:59pm

Ocean

TMPletz said:

So if I give her the remote then she'll buy a 60" plasma tv? smile

spit
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Reply #15 posted 10/01/08 5:41pm

ZombieKitten

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So if I give her the remote then she'll buy a 60" plasma tv? smile

there is a good chance nod
I got him a 42" one 7 years ago, that would translate to a 60" today
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but the trade-off is pretty steep mr.green

when channel surfing, you will actually have to stop and watch anybody who is crying nod
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Reply #16 posted 10/01/08 6:52pm

union119

thumbs up!
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Reply #17 posted 10/01/08 8:08pm

Anxiety

i'ze ghey shrug
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Reply #18 posted 10/01/08 8:14pm

errant

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um.... if you give her an inch, she'll take a mile.

if you give her 6"... then what? i've never had the "pleasure"....
"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #19 posted 10/01/08 9:11pm

Amaxx

This thread smacks of someone feeling unapprecited!hmmm
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Reply #20 posted 10/02/08 11:03am

Mach

Amaxx said:

This thread smacks of someone feeling unapprecited!hmmm


I think it may have just been part of a fun/junk e-mail shared here nod

I gotsomething just like it in my inbox 3 times in the last 2 weeks lol
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Reply #21 posted 10/02/08 1:00pm

PREDOMINANT

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I whisper in her ear - she shouts in mine
I touch her gently - she belts me round the head

Yea, I know what you are saying.
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #22 posted 10/02/08 1:05pm

ThreadBare

hmmm No mention of money...
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Reply #23 posted 10/02/08 1:25pm

PREDOMINANT

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ThreadBare said:

hmmm No mention of money...


It is an inversely proportional phenomenon with money lol
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #24 posted 10/02/08 1:26pm

BSK3478

i ain't even got a woman to give stuff to.
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Reply #25 posted 10/02/08 4:42pm

Amaxx

Mach said:

Amaxx said:

This thread smacks of someone feeling unapprecited!hmmm


I think it may have just been part of a fun/junk e-mail shared here nod

I gotsomething just like it in my inbox 3 times in the last 2 weeks lol

Yep! hmmm Just like Ocean 2 B spreading junk on the org!
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Reply #26 posted 10/02/08 6:45pm

union119

ThreadBare said:

hmmm No mention of money...


maybe it dont mean as much to them as it does to you.
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Reply #27 posted 10/02/08 6:51pm

NoodleSoup

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It's true! I bought the wife a Lumix and she let me buy a Nikon D40x. woot!

Note the 'let me buy' though.
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Reply #28 posted 10/02/08 6:52pm

JerseyKRS

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sheeeeet, my woman bought me a kick ass home theatre! woot!


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Reply #29 posted 10/02/08 8:10pm

PurpleJedi

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Ocean said:


So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.' mad



nod

What you failed to mention is that this effect is multiplied considerably AFTER she gets the ring put on her finger.

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