Or John as I believe its called in the USA

I feel reading in the toilet is one the greatest things you can do. Nothing beats baking one for a few hours then getting a few chapters of Das Kapital in

Anyone agree?

I totally agree. I find that the bathroom is the most peaceful room in the house.

Who is on the pot long enough to read? Or are u just hanging around with the lid down? I can relate to that. I write in the bathroom because no one will bother me there.

I agree. I'm going to have to go buy some magazines for the bathrooms at work. The only options at the moment are a year-old issue of Readers Digest, a 2006 athletic wear catalog, and a solitary issue of some boring ass Ag industry trade.

I don't understand this at all. At ALL! There are much, much more comfortable places to sit or even recline if I'm doing some reading. I don't get how people spend hours in there.

Now, reading in the bathtub is divine.

ToraToraDreams said:

Exactly!!

I usually read the weekly grocery store flyers..or the real estate pamplets. Its not like im in there for half an hr!~~...lol

CarrieMpls said:

You don't find taking a crap divine? Aside from sex and eating, this is one of life's most intense pleasures.

My husband does what I call the "AL BUNDY" he tucks a newpaper under his arm, goes into the bathroom, takes off all of his clothes That one always gets me ) and spends a good half hour to 45 minutes...uses near 2 rolls of toilet paper....GROSS

chillichocaholic said:

you sure he's not doing something else? (the clothes, the time, the toilet paper...)

errant said:

I doubt that smell comes from him doing in the bathroom

chillichocaholic said:

that's just a cover...

chillichocaholic said:

you'd be surprised at how pungent that odor can be. but yeah, not THAT bad.

errant said:

Not when it smells like an open sewer

i prefer to read in the bath

XxAxX said:

Dont the pages get wet?

sermwanderer said:

Hell no! I don't wanna sit in my own stank and read....i am the king of the speed dump...in,out,put the kettle on

mdiver said:

Thank god we both share that opinion since we only have one toilet.

MrsMdiver said:

tyr being at my house when he's in there and the kids and I need to go...then u have to go in "after" and sometimes no amount of spray helps

chillichocaholic said:

I know about that one, even though it is speedy, it can still be smelly.

chillichocaholic said:

Then it just smells like poo and flowers

mdiver said:

Like a cat pooped in the flower bed?

chillichocaholic said:

Touch and fresh just sux.....

mdiver said:

Do u answer the phone while ure in the toilet taking a poo....one of my brothers does

chillichocaholic said:

I try not to but i have to admit that i have done it.....i also have to admit that i have a malfunction in my early warning sensor...it is too low down in my ass which means i go from "i might need a poo later" to "ITS COMING GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!" in about 30 seconds flat

That means that i have,on occasion, been mid conversation and had to go for a stealth poo without the caller knowing


That was TMI wasn't it?

mdiver said:

Yes and No...my husband does the same thing sometimes...funny to see him run down the hall saying "oohhh nooooo" in a high voice

errant said:

No, I don't find it divine. It's a necessary part of being a human being and that is all. If I could eliminate it altogether, I would.

It doesn't ake me long to do my business, I just get in and get out.

chillichocaholic said:

That is sick. I hate when people do that. I also hate when the girls at school try to talk to me while I'm in the public bathroom. C'mon, I'm trying to use the bathroom, not yell over the sound or tinkling and sinks running.

Just to let you all know thanks to wireless I'm posting this message from the shitter.

And I was drinking guinness last night. Oooft!!!!