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THE NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO CONTESTANTS A YALE GRADUATE AND A SOUTHERNER FROM TENNESSEE.
THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM. THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS ' TIMBUKTU '. FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND SAID: 'SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND, TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN. MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO, DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU .' THE CROWD WENT CRAZY! NO WAY COULD THE SOUTHERNER TOP THAT. AS THE SOUTHERNER CALMLY MADE HIS WAY TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED: 'ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT. MET THREE GALS IN A POP-UP TENT. THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO. SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU .' THE SOUTHERNER WON. | |
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speechless....like this joke | |
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it's like freestyle rapping but poetic skills To Sir, with Love | |
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Dirty mind....
I met a buff man name Funk... Who said I had junk in my trunk.... I couldn't decide... To be flattered or fried... So, I gave him....yadayadayada...??? "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Cute one . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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its Friday!!!!
"Timbuktwo" papi, you so nassy..... | |
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lucky Tim
Happy Friday sweetie One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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