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You Know You're Getting Old When "Getting Lucky" means you
find your car in the parking lot.  | |
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You're looking for your reading glasses and they're already on your face  | |
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When you get up and out of bed in the morning your body sounds like a bowl of rice krispies or an old door... SNAP, CRACKLE, POP!! CREEAAAK! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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When staying out late means you're still in bed by midnight.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore. Peace. Love. Prince | |
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You never get old until your pubic hairs turn gray. Once that happens, it's time to give up the men and go straight because the party's over. 
. . . [Edited 10/3/08 11:37am] Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: You never get old until your pubic hairs turn gray. Once that happens, it's time to give up the men and go straight because the party's over.
. . . [Edited 10/3/08 11:37am] oh crap...thats me out then...the men are safe now!!!!  "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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When you attend a friend's birthday party tomorrow and it's his 40th birthday. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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you never lose your keys because they are hanging in the lock, right where you left them | |
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XxAxX said: you never lose your keys because they are hanging in the lock, right where you left them
See the keys in the door and throw them back on the kitchen cupboard... then head out to your car locking the door behind you. | |
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 One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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when somebody asks you how old you are and you reply how old do I look. To Sir, with Love | |
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You know you're getting old when you look at the singles chart and don't know any of the songs.
...someone talks about ironing hair and you know what they mean. 
...you don't care what body part you scratch when or where, because you know your "hottie" days are long gone. ...when a decent bowel movement is the highlight of your week . . . and you tell others about it!   "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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PEJ said: when somebody asks you how old you are and you reply how old do I look.
Damn! Really? I must be old, then. This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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vainandy said: You never get old until your pubic hairs turn gray. Once that happens, it's time to give up the men and go straight because the party's over.
. . . [Edited 10/3/08 11:37am] You know you're old when your friend is complaining about finding their first grey pubic hair, and meanwhile they don't remember when Purple Rain came out because they weren't born yet.  | |
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You watch C-Span! you. watch. C-Span!
My doctor told me i am "at the age" now when I have to start watching my salt. Dude....that hurt my feelings! | |
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funkpill said: When "Getting Lucky" means you
find your car in the parking lot. XxAxX said: you never lose your keys because they are hanging in the lock, right where you left them
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Genesia said: When staying out late means you're still in bed by midnight.
I was ready to come home an hour ago lol... and there's still five minutes till midnight  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Serious said: When you attend a friend's birthday party tomorrow and it's his 40th birthday.
i'm doing that too!!!! | |
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you know you're gettin' old when you have to ask a young person .. 'what the heck is Snoop sayin'?
when you eat like a champ and your metabolism is tellin' you.. 'you ain't 24 no'mo' lol.. | |
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Im Old | |
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Comin' from a guy who always used to remember my birthday...
 shine and  's anyway Mr Funk
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pippet said: Comin' from a guy who always used to remember my birthday...
shine and 's anyway Mr Funk
OMG pip!! there you are in my book... October 3rd!!  happy birthday woman
hope you had a great day that included cake!!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: pippet said: Comin' from a guy who always used to remember my birthday...
shine and 's anyway Mr Funk
OMG pip!! there you are in my book... October 3rd!! happy birthday woman
hope you had a great day that included cake!! dang!! totally forgot 
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emm said: pippet said: Comin' from a guy who always used to remember my birthday...
shine and 's anyway Mr Funk
OMG pip!! there you are in my book... October 3rd!! happy birthday woman
hope you had a great day that included cake!! Thankies emm...was a fine day indeed...now it's all downhill from here...
 I'll be around this place a bit more
Wedding season is almost over...can take a lil break over the winter | |
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When people tell you that you look young for you age. | |
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funkpill said: emm said: OMG pip!! there you are in my book... October 3rd!! happy birthday woman
hope you had a great day that included cake!! dang!! totally forgot
'Sall good Mr Funk...
When ya get this old...you forget what ya got up from the  to go into the kitchen for... | |
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... when you pick up a 2009 vintage guitars calendar only to see one of the featured guitars was released when you were 8.
8! | |
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PEJ said: when somebody asks you how old you are and you reply how old do I look.
"chu'ch" Im feelin ya there pimpin' I get that shit at work | |
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IAintTheOne said: PEJ said: when somebody asks you how old you are and you reply how old do I look.
"chu'ch" Im feelin ya there pimpin' I get that shit at work Yeah, so do I. Had a colleague swear she was older than me. When I gave her my age. She was all... | |
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