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Thread started 09/29/08 11:48pm

Imago

I *HATE* Cats

I do. I've come to the conclusion that they're vile, selfish, stupid creatures that really serve absolutely no purpose in life.

I've been looking after my sister's cat now for almost 2 years, a stint that was only supposed to last 2 months. I originally started off with 2 cats and one passed away on me--actually that's not true. I had to put the damned thing to sleep cause she was so sick and feeble.

The current one I have has taken it upon himself to shit on my carpet, which I just had steam cleaned, every night, no matter how clean I keep his litter box. I am so goddamned pissed off at this animal. In the last 7 days, he's shit on my carpet 5 times.

I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard, and the only thing preventing me from doing it is that my sister and brother-in-law have declawed the miserable fleebag when it was young.
Who the hell likes these awful animals anyways? They're self-serving, dim witted, stupid creatures.

I hate them.


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Reply #1 posted 09/29/08 11:52pm

FuNkeNsteiN

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I'm not too keen on cats either.

(... I love lolcats though lol)




Dogs rock! woot! woot!
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Reply #2 posted 09/29/08 11:54pm

Ocean

Ur not feeding it left overs are u neutral

This is my pussy (storm) mushy ....and we kept her son sloth ...hes gorgeous (don't have a pic of him here)
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Reply #3 posted 09/29/08 11:55pm

Imago

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I'm not too keen on cats either.

(... I love lolcats though lol)




Dogs rock! woot! woot!

Dude, seriously. Fuck cats. Fuck them.



FUCK. CATS.


fuck 'em.



vile, miserable, icky creatures.
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Reply #4 posted 09/29/08 11:55pm

Imago

Ocean said:

Ur not feeding it left overs are u neutral

This is my pussy (storm) mushy ....and we kept her son sloth ...hes gorgeous (don't have a pic of him here)
[img](kitten was here)[/img]



She'd eat you if she could. If you were the size of, say Prince, you'd be a gonner.
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Reply #5 posted 09/30/08 12:08am

FuNkeNsteiN

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Imago said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I'm not too keen on cats either.

(... I love lolcats though lol)




Dogs rock! woot! woot!

Dude, seriously. Fuck cats. Fuck them.



FUCK. CATS.


fuck 'em.

Uhm... I'm not into bestiality, bro. Sorry.













evillol
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Reply #6 posted 09/30/08 12:09am

Ocean

Imago said:

Ocean said:

Ur not feeding it left overs are u neutral

This is my pussy (storm) mushy ....and we kept her son sloth ...hes gorgeous (don't have a pic of him here)
[img](kitten was here)[/img]



She'd eat you if she could. If you were the size of, say Prince, you'd be a gonner.

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Reply #7 posted 09/30/08 12:17am

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Imago said:

I do. I've come to the conclusion that they're vile, selfish, stupid creatures that really serve absolutely no purpose in life.

I've been looking after my sister's cat now for almost 2 years, a stint that was only supposed to last 2 months. I originally started off with 2 cats and one passed away on me--actually that's not true. I had to put the damned thing to sleep cause she was so sick and feeble.

The current one I have has taken it upon himself to shit on my carpet, which I just had steam cleaned, every night, no matter how clean I keep his litter box. I am so goddamned pissed off at this animal. In the last 7 days, he's shit on my carpet 5 times.

I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard, and the only thing preventing me from doing it is that my sister and brother-in-law have declawed the miserable fleebag when it was young.
Who the hell likes these awful animals anyways? They're self-serving, dim witted, stupid creatures.

I hate them.


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Don't front Dan. Wait till anxiety hears of this spank
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Reply #8 posted 09/30/08 12:17am

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I have a love/hate relation too my cat, hes an evil bastard!
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Reply #9 posted 09/30/08 12:23am

momentofbliss

yeah... fuck 'em
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Reply #10 posted 09/30/08 12:23am

kpowers

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I like my cat better than alot of my co-workers
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Reply #11 posted 09/30/08 12:26am

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I don't like them either, they crap all over my garden! little cat turds everywhere! feeling ill
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Reply #12 posted 09/30/08 12:38am

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iceblue07 said:

I don't like them either, they crap all over my garden! little cat turds everywhere! feeling ill


I know what you mean. I taught my moms dog to chase cats out of her flower bed and veggie garden coz it wanted to do it's shitting in there and ruin plants. Some irresponsible owners let them roam. My sister is allergic to cats though and she likes cats.
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Reply #13 posted 09/30/08 12:46am

LoyalAndTrue

i used to love cats when i was young.

but now i don't like them as much since i got ringworms from a cat that rubbed up on my leg. not only that, i'm allergic to them as well.
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Reply #14 posted 09/30/08 12:46am

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Imago said:

I do. I've come to the conclusion that they're vile, selfish, stupid creatures that really serve absolutely no purpose in life.

I've been looking after my sister's cat now for almost 2 years, a stint that was only supposed to last 2 months. I originally started off with 2 cats and one passed away on me--actually that's not true. I had to put the damned thing to sleep cause she was so sick and feeble.

The current one I have has taken it upon himself to shit on my carpet, which I just had steam cleaned, every night, no matter how clean I keep his litter box. I am so goddamned pissed off at this animal. In the last 7 days, he's shit on my carpet 5 times.

I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard, and the only thing preventing me from doing it is that my sister and brother-in-law have declawed the miserable fleebag when it was young.
Who the hell likes these awful animals anyways? They're self-serving, dim witted, stupid creatures.

I hate them.


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Honeybear, are you sure he's not sick?

When I used to have cats, my vet told me once that my kitty Aristotle did this to try to tell me he was having issues. Sure enough, after examination we found out he did have some bug or other and we got him on medication, put him on a sick kitty diet til he recovered, and he stopped pooping on the floor from that day on... sick
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Reply #15 posted 09/30/08 1:59am

G0d

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I heart Pussies.
"LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE"
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Reply #16 posted 09/30/08 5:01am

MoniGram

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Ottensen said:

Imago said:

I do. I've come to the conclusion that they're vile, selfish, stupid creatures that really serve absolutely no purpose in life.

I've been looking after my sister's cat now for almost 2 years, a stint that was only supposed to last 2 months. I originally started off with 2 cats and one passed away on me--actually that's not true. I had to put the damned thing to sleep cause she was so sick and feeble.

The current one I have has taken it upon himself to shit on my carpet, which I just had steam cleaned, every night, no matter how clean I keep his litter box. I am so goddamned pissed off at this animal. In the last 7 days, he's shit on my carpet 5 times.

I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard, and the only thing preventing me from doing it is that my sister and brother-in-law have declawed the miserable fleebag when it was young.
Who the hell likes these awful animals anyways? They're self-serving, dim witted, stupid creatures.

I hate them.


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[Edited 9/29/08 23:53pm]



Honeybear, are you sure he's not sick?

When I used to have cats, my vet told me once that my kitty Aristotle did this to try to tell me he was having issues. Sure enough, after examination we found out he did have some bug or other and we got him on medication, put him on a sick kitty diet til he recovered, and he stopped pooping on the floor from that day on... sick


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Reply #17 posted 09/30/08 6:01am

uPtoWnNY

Dogs >>>> Cats
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Reply #18 posted 09/30/08 6:17am

Anxiety



without cats, there would be no lolcats, only lolnothingness.
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Reply #19 posted 09/30/08 6:22am

CarrieMpls

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Cats are the loveliest things on the planet.
And the cutest.
And omg I love them so much sometimes I could just DIE.


Sounds like a vet visit is in order. Cats don't like to poo just anywhere. They are very tidy creatures. Sounds like something is wrong.
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Reply #20 posted 09/30/08 7:25am

momentofbliss

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Dogs >>>> Cats



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Reply #21 posted 09/30/08 7:26am

applekisses

eek
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Reply #22 posted 09/30/08 7:40am

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i dont like dogs. they grovel to much
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Reply #24 posted 09/30/08 7:47am

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The cat is shitting on your carpet because you won't allow it's fur on your junk...

be a little more permissible and problem solved...
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Reply #25 posted 09/30/08 7:47am

Dewrede

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no you don't
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Reply #26 posted 09/30/08 7:53am

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Reply #27 posted 09/30/08 7:59am

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Imago said:


I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard,


I find this very, very disturbing. And I'm not saying that frivolously either.

confused

If you honestly can't take care of the kitty, please at least bring it to the humane society or a no-kill shelter.
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Reply #28 posted 09/30/08 8:13am

ZombieKitten

the cat is simply telling you how much it hates you. seems the feeling is mutual shrug
my cat hated my dad and pissed on his bed most days
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Reply #29 posted 09/30/08 8:15am

baroque

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lol that is so tyra.
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