>Husbands for Sale
>
>A store that sells husbands has just opened in the Town, where a
>woman may go to choose a husband.
>
>Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
>store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
>shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a
>particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
>go back down except to exit the building!
>
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
>husband...
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>*****
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
>love kids.
>
>*****
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
>kids, and are extreme ly good looking.
>
>
>" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>*****
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
>kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
>it!"
>
>*****
>
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
>kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
>romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
>floor and the sign
>reads:
>
>*****
>
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floo r.
>This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>impossible to please.
>
>
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
>your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

This can go for some men too lol

stupid greedy cunts

abigail05 said:

Not all women are greedy, it goes for men as well. I plenty of men who are greedy

I so dont like that word in bold.
[Edited 10/5/08 11:57am]

Replace every "Husband" with "wife" and you would have me.

abigail05 said:

Is that necessary?

toots said:

sho'nuff .. start with the guy, this site is named after.. some men are not satisfied with a good woman (no matter how beautiful she is), they'll mess it all up for a hot toss in the hay..

I heard Michelle Obama say on an interview that she had thought about leaving Barack because he worked to much and was never home with her and the kids. I mean DAMn woman, wahat do you want in a hsband if Barack Obama is not enough???

Flowers2 said:

I don't believe he's wrecked his relationships by cheating... I think it's more like they realized he's just a fucking weirdo

We all want what we don't have.....human nature.

abigail05 said:

I agree. Women should all be destoyed.

Stupid greedy cunts.

abigail05 said:

bitter much?

abigail05 said:

You obviously didnt see/follow him in the early to late 80's have you?

Flowers2 said:

Of course, ya know, some men (like this site's namesake) shouldn't be marrying women who worshipped him before they knew him (fans, that is) in the first place. That's just a recipe for disaster.
If Prince ever gets married or in a serious relationship again, he needs a woman or man who doesn't give a shit that he's PRINCE THE SUPERSTAR.

Flowers2 said:

Lol.....beauty has NOTHING 2 do with the success of a true relationship.

Dayclear said:

This is what I can't STAND about some women. Those same women who lament the fact that the husband isn't home has no problem spending that money he's out there making do they?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Not all women are out there spending that money. Groceries and such don't count.

Dayclear said:

That's not unrealistic. I'm not sure I'd want to be married to someone who would be so unavailable to me. It's not about him not being enough, but being too much.

Flowers2 said:

glad i dont have that illness

Graycap23 said:

you're absolutely right, scratch my comment lol

toots said:

I don't know much about his personal life in the 80s, I was just digging the music then. Susannah done him wrong? Fuckin' bitch

don't take me seriously about the stupid cunts thing, there are just as many or more stupid dickheads out there too

abigail05 said:

Weird, I thought we had mods on this site.

Oh, that's right they pick and choose...

abigail05 said:

Um Susanah didnt dump him he dumped her by cheating on her and sending her away/back home. Maybe you should read the books.

abigail05 said:

well Vanity sure said he did .. on her

Flowers2 said:

So did Susannah as well:nod:

And yes you can in general, I been there and done that, isnt a good feeling either.

toots said:

yeah, I have better things to do with my time these days. But I'll take your word for it. Sorry Susannah & Vanity, it's not like they could possibly have mistaken him for the "settle down" type