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GIVE TO UR WOMAN 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.'  [Edited 10/1/08 2:16am] | |
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I gave a lot.....got nothing! | |
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i give her the pleasure of my company
and compliments if she provides me with a satisfactory meal spoiled rotten i tell ya | |
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abierman said: I gave a lot.....got nothing!
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momentofbliss said: i give her the pleasure of my company
and compliments if she provides me with a satisfactory meal spoiled rotten i tell ya   | |
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momentofbliss said: i give her the pleasure of my company
and compliments if she provides me with a satisfactory meal spoiled rotten i tell ya  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Ocean said: abierman said: I gave a lot.....got nothing!
Ï'm telling you, I'm done with them bitches.....in the end, you don't have to give a lot to get laid!  | |
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Ocean said: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.'
[Edited 10/1/08 2:16am]  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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Yeah | |
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abierman said: Ocean said: Ï'm telling you, I'm done with them bitches.....in the end, you don't have to give a lot to get laid! | |
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Ocean said: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.'
I like.
that last sentence priceless | |
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morningsong said: Ocean said: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.'
I like.
that last sentence priceless | |
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 what the hell ever
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So if I give her the remote then she'll buy a 60" plasma tv?  | |
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TMPletz said: So if I give her the remote then she'll buy a 60" plasma tv?
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TMPletz said: So if I give her the remote then she'll buy a 60" plasma tv?
there is a good chance
I got him a 42" one 7 years ago, that would translate to a 60" today
but the trade-off is pretty steep
when channel surfing, you will actually have to stop and watch anybody who is crying | |
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i'ze ghey  | |
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um.... if you give her an inch, she'll take a mile.
if you give her 6"... then what? i've never had the "pleasure".... | |
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This thread smacks of someone feeling unapprecited!  | |
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Amaxx said: This thread smacks of someone feeling unapprecited!
I think it may have just been part of a fun/junk e-mail shared here
I gotsomething just like it in my inbox 3 times in the last 2 weeks | |
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I whisper in her ear - she shouts in mine
I touch her gently - she belts me round the head Yea, I know what you are saying. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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| No mention of money... | |
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ThreadBare said: No mention of money...It is an inversely proportional phenomenon with money Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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i ain't even got a woman to give stuff to. | |
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Mach said: Amaxx said: This thread smacks of someone feeling unapprecited!
I think it may have just been part of a fun/junk e-mail shared here
I gotsomething just like it in my inbox 3 times in the last 2 weeks Yep! Just like Ocean 2 B spreading junk on the org! | |
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ThreadBare said: No mention of money...maybe it dont mean as much to them as it does to you. | |
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It's true! I bought the wife a Lumix and she let me buy a Nikon D40x. 
Note the 'let me buy' though. | |
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sheeeeet, my woman bought me a kick ass home theatre! | |
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Ocean said: So just remember, if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shit.'
What you failed to mention is that this effect is multiplied considerably AFTER she gets the ring put on her finger.  By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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